SaxDude93
Smash Apprentice
Kojima: You can have Snake in SSBB. But he has to be a god among men. Otherwise, no deal.
Sakurai: But... But.... I wanted MK to be the best person in Brawl. He my guy.
Kojima: MK... pff. Snake's pinky finger can wipe the floor with him. And besides. The fans want him. Snake is that much of a badass.
Sakurai: Fine. But he will only be average.
Kojima: *pulls out pictures of Sakurai doing naughty things*
Sakurai: **** you
And that is why Snake is a god. Blackmail. SEGA must be kicking themselves in the rear for not doing the same thing.
Sakurai: But... But.... I wanted MK to be the best person in Brawl. He my guy.
Kojima: MK... pff. Snake's pinky finger can wipe the floor with him. And besides. The fans want him. Snake is that much of a badass.
Sakurai: Fine. But he will only be average.
Kojima: *pulls out pictures of Sakurai doing naughty things*
Sakurai: **** you
And that is why Snake is a god. Blackmail. SEGA must be kicking themselves in the rear for not doing the same thing.