Why I love Wario

[BibbledyJello]

I am not the world's greatest Smash player. Far, far from it, in fact. But it feels amazing to enter a For Glory 4-person Smash and crush all the players by riding a bike back and forth. Sometimes I play music on the results screen if I win. For Wario, it's a total tie between 'Bicycle Race' by Queen and 'Ridin Dirty' by whoever he is. This might sound noobish of me, and I agree that it is. But Wario just feels right. I've won with him too many times to not give him credit.

 

[PK Gaming]

Why I love Wario, by PK Gaming:

Wario is easy. Very easy

Wario is fun. Very fun

Getting a KO at low % with the waft is satisfying. Very satisfying

His taunts are great. Very great

Wario is small, but heavy. Very heavy

But best of all, Wario makes my opponents mad. Very mad

 

[BibbledyJello]

His taunts are greats. Very great

I agree with all but this. What part of his Taunts are great? I am disappointed with a lot of Taunt rosters. Duck Hunt didn't get the laugh-thing!

 

[SimonBarSinister]

Why I love Wario, by PK Gaming:

Wario is easy. Very easy

Wario is fun. Very fun

Getting a KO at low % with the waft is satisfying. Very satisfying

His taunts are great. Very great

Wario is small, but heavy. Very heavy

But best of all, Wario makes my opponents mad. Very mad

You forgot about Wario-Man. UNACCEPTABLE.

 

[Goodstyle_4]

You forgot about Wario-Man. UNACCEPTABLE.

Wario-Man got nerfed to hell this time around though.

 

[Cyberguy64]

I love that he's not all Game-and-Watchy this time around. But I'm sad his shoulder charge got cut for some absurd reason....

 

[Rakurai]

Wario-Man got nerfed to hell this time around though.

Yeah...

The duration on it is way shorter then in Brawl, and losing the sliding shoulder tackle makes it much harder to get ground KOs with it.

 

[SimonBarSinister]

Yeah...

The duration on it is way shorter then in Brawl, and losing the sliding shoulder tackle makes it much harder to get ground KOs with it.

Well, as a last ditch effort, you could use the Wario Bike. It might not end well, but it's an option.

 

[Rakurai]

The Wario-man bike got a huge nerf, actually.

It only did 13% damage as opposed to the original 25% or so, and barely moved a 0% target.

 

[Treehugger]

But best of all, Wario makes my opponents mad. Very mad

This. So much this. My friend rages easily after getting wafted on. He thinks it's a cheap move. No way, man. Wario is all about unpredictability. That's his game. That's his style. That's his motif.