gameplayzero
Smash Journeyman
faster input for pressing the down button in game. Seriously what the f*** kind of tea bagging is that? Its an annual thing in every game (especially fighting games) and that is unacceptable that Smash, ONE OF THE BIGGEST FIGHTING GAMES, doesn't have it. Yes you can technically do it, but its so slow thats it looks like your having old people intercourse.
I'm not even trolling. 100% serious. My friends and do this as a joke and we have fun because of it. After I finish eating I'm gonna tweet sakurai about this. I understand its a silly complaint but you have to admit tea bagging with friends is fun.
"Oh its supposed to be kid friendly" my a**. Its a fighting game. Fighting games aren't supposed to cater towards kids unless you want your kid to meteor smash every friend he has ever had. Some parent you are. Family bonding time? Yeah beating your kid is just as good as letting him destroy his social life. Oh what was that? You are losing to your kid? Guess your child has been taught something you fail to realize. THERE ARE NO MORAL VALUES IN SMASH. JUST KO OR BE KO'd. Pichu had a hard enough time trying to defend himself, but besides the damage he does to himself he freaking gets hurt by everyone else too? Morals can't even be defended after that. Thats f***in animal abuse you a**es. Don't have a kid? Good who needs them.
now lets petition this notion.
I'm not even trolling. 100% serious. My friends and do this as a joke and we have fun because of it. After I finish eating I'm gonna tweet sakurai about this. I understand its a silly complaint but you have to admit tea bagging with friends is fun.
"Oh its supposed to be kid friendly" my a**. Its a fighting game. Fighting games aren't supposed to cater towards kids unless you want your kid to meteor smash every friend he has ever had. Some parent you are. Family bonding time? Yeah beating your kid is just as good as letting him destroy his social life. Oh what was that? You are losing to your kid? Guess your child has been taught something you fail to realize. THERE ARE NO MORAL VALUES IN SMASH. JUST KO OR BE KO'd. Pichu had a hard enough time trying to defend himself, but besides the damage he does to himself he freaking gets hurt by everyone else too? Morals can't even be defended after that. Thats f***in animal abuse you a**es. Don't have a kid? Good who needs them.
now lets petition this notion.
