Which SSB character is the biggest douche?

[Shears]

In memory of the thread http://smashboards.com/threads/which-ssb-character-is-most-likely-to-steal-yo-gurl.359924/ its time to see which character is the biggest douche.

I pick falcon. Always flexing. He drives a fast car. Calls out his moves before he does them. He's the douche that throws punches at the party. With a line like "Show me your moves bro", how can he not be the biggest douche?

 

[Fuerzo]

Isn't Falcon canonically forced to live in isolation to hide from the thieves after his prize money? His obnoxious public behavior might be a coping mechanism of sorts.

 

[FrankTheStud]

Fox without a doubt.

 

[anonymouschris01]

fox, he might as well just be a furry version of tom cruise in top gun, and his taunt is by far the doucheist of all time. Dk has a close second though

 

[LimeSoda]

I didn't come into the thread thinking I'd pick Falcon, but you bring up some solid points.

 

[MrMarbles]

i think falcon is objectively the doucheist. true about the fox taunt tho pretty douchey

 

[Fuerzo]

For the record, I picked Kirby. He's basically a sociopath.

 

[Saltsizzle]

Thought I'd pick falcon coming into this thread but the more I think about it the more I think Kirby.

He has an unnecessarily large hat collection, has a big mouth, is shirtless all the time, and has a taunt that is specifically engineered to make you angry (so much so that it can't be taunt cancelled).

 

[pidgezero_one]

how did no one pick jigglypuff

who the **** KOs you by falling asleep

****ing troll

 

[Technical_Knockout]

kirby's neutral 'b' grants him mystical taunt-cancelling powers, but if we're gonna get all xenophobic let's at least bash on the right alien.

here's a haiku about why i hate him:

pew pew pew pew pew,
pew pew pew pew pew pew... hmmph!
pew pew pew pew pew.

 

[Olikus]

I have to go for luigi. Its pretty douchy to be taller than your older brother.

 

[The Star King]

maybe I should've voted for Puff. she draws on sleeping people's faces which is pretty much THE stereotypical frat boy move.

 

[Sedda]

maybe I should've voted for Puff. she draws on sleeping people's faces which is pretty much THE stereotypical frat boy move.

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[O.o-RITH-o.O]

i was going for falcon but the tom cruise fox made me go both ways

 

[Nicholas Scalzi]

Kirby straight up,
can jump forever, quick smashes, cocky taunt, and fox told me he has no penis.

 

[MasterSplinter]

JIggs sings you to death and disrespects you by falling asleep. In addition it has the most annoying taunt. Definitely the most douchy

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

I don't mind Fox, but I despise Falcon