Acadian Flycatcher
Smash Journeyman
- Joined
- Jul 11, 2014
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We're all mature here, so we can talk about our stinker rituals.
Whether you're a Twitter guy, phone games, crosswords, old fashioned newspaper reader, or maybe even so old fashioned you read the Shampoo bottle ingredients, we've reached progression in human evolution where we have to do something while on the toilet.
I for one enjoy a healthy mixture. I'll play a match of Mario Kart 7 online, or I'll check out social media, or I'll bang out a chapter of Game of Thrones. But now the Wii U came through and changed EVERYTHING!
I have been mid race in Mario Kart 8 when nature calls. Now normally for a console I'd have to back out or risk my britches by holding it. Now I can switch to off tv play and continue racing as seat upon my throne.
Now here is the tough question... what will you be bringing with you?
We all know that all through October the answer will be the 3DS. But the Wii U release will change the game.
You can switch to the gamepad and go, but does the HD on the gamepad really do the game justice?
Is your washroom too far away from the system that you lose connection?
Do you not want to mess up your **** rituals by bringing in a new option?
Or would you see it as an opportunity to brush up on your rusty 3DS skills?
Will you be that guy who leaves his 3DS on the back of his toilet only to use it for Smash ****s?
We've reached a huge moment in history where we now have the option to choose which version of Smash Bros. we get to play on the toilet... and I for one think that's pretty cool.
Whether you're a Twitter guy, phone games, crosswords, old fashioned newspaper reader, or maybe even so old fashioned you read the Shampoo bottle ingredients, we've reached progression in human evolution where we have to do something while on the toilet.
I for one enjoy a healthy mixture. I'll play a match of Mario Kart 7 online, or I'll check out social media, or I'll bang out a chapter of Game of Thrones. But now the Wii U came through and changed EVERYTHING!
I have been mid race in Mario Kart 8 when nature calls. Now normally for a console I'd have to back out or risk my britches by holding it. Now I can switch to off tv play and continue racing as seat upon my throne.
Now here is the tough question... what will you be bringing with you?
We all know that all through October the answer will be the 3DS. But the Wii U release will change the game.
You can switch to the gamepad and go, but does the HD on the gamepad really do the game justice?
Is your washroom too far away from the system that you lose connection?
Do you not want to mess up your **** rituals by bringing in a new option?
Or would you see it as an opportunity to brush up on your rusty 3DS skills?
Will you be that guy who leaves his 3DS on the back of his toilet only to use it for Smash ****s?
We've reached a huge moment in history where we now have the option to choose which version of Smash Bros. we get to play on the toilet... and I for one think that's pretty cool.
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