What would sakurai say to a random guy...

[pokeman800]

This is a comedy thread where you can post some of those funny captions under the pics on the smash site, and sakurai must be saying them to a random guy.But the guy can say anything. For example:
guy: What does this box have in it?
Sakurai: I-I...I want it!
guy: Okay, but open it and let me see whats in it.
Sakurai: Gotta heft this thing! Hurrrgh!
guy: There's a bomb in it! RUN!
Sakurai: Quick! to the underground *jumps in a manhole*
guy: Umm... okay. *also jumps in a manhole*

Try to imagine it happening as you read it.

EDIT: Okay, you can write down whatever you think sakurai would say. Happy now?

 

[Empy]

Imagine this, Sakurai says: "Dear n00b, please die in a fire".

And now, imagine I said it... pretty cool huh?

 

[Dragonbreath]

Eh. It's an okay idea, but it requires to much memorization of Sakurai-isms. I don't think it's going to take off.

 

[Tobi-]

Eh. It's an okay idea, but it requires to much memorization of Sakurai-isms. I don't think it's going to take off.

First I thought we first put down what sakurai would say. then it said "captions"...and I was like meh...dont really feel like re-reading them all.

 

[SolidSonic]

I've only heard of Sakurai from this board, people sure do talk about him a lot...

Some kind of celebrity?


(yes I know he is Smash creator, still does not warrant him being mentioned 100times per thread)

 

[NastyMcMean]

doody....... hahaha, doody

 

[NDUDE]

Patient: Ugh. I'm not doing to well...
Sakurai: You must recover!

 

[Little Red Corvette]

Been done much funnier in other places. There's a /v/ thread somewhere like this I'm thinking of, especially.

 

[nindgod]

Imagine this, Sakurai says: "Dear n00b, please die in a fire".

And now, imagine I said it... pretty cool huh?

shut the hell up

 

[error_alt_delete]

Nsider-I think Naruto should be in brawl!
sakurai-GTFO of my threads!
sorry couldnt help it.

cookie to whoever gets this.

 

[Magnacor]

I'll give it a shot:

Dude: Hey dude, what's up with that tatoo that says "mother"?
Sakurai: Is there anything WRONG with having a tatoo that says "Mother" on it?
Dude: Hey I'm just saying that's a little cliched. Can't you come up with something more original?
Sakurai: Yes.
Dude: What is it?
Sakurai: Oh, I'm too excited to even say it!
Dude: If you can't come up with anything it's okay...it's not your fault you suck.
Sakurai: (pulls out a sword) Hee ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya!
Dude: Help! This guy's crazy! Can somebody help me? Please! Can anyone hear me?
Sakurai: You have no time to ponder such questions as I have just grabbed a sledge hammer.

When officials asked what happened Sakurai responded: He pushed me out of the way of a truck. His sacrifices were so.. so moving...

 

[Ekul]

Random Guy: "Uh, why are you taking my stuff?"
Sakurai: "I can't get enough of this!!"

 

[wisewaters]

I'll give it a shot:

Dude: Hey dude, what's up with that tatoo that says "mother"?
Sakurai: Is there anything WRONG with having a tatoo that says "Mother" on it?
Dude: Hey I'm just saying that's a little cliched. Can't you come up with something more original?
Sakurai: Yes.
Dude: What is it?
Sakurai: Oh, I'm too excited to even say it!
Dude: If you can't come up with anything it's okay...it's not your fault you suck.
Sakurai: (pulls out a sword) Hee ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya!
Dude: Help! This guy's crazy! Can somebody help me? Please! Can anyone here me?
Sakurai: You have no time to ponder such questions as I have just grabbed a sledge hammer.

When officials asked what happened Sakurai responded: He pushed me out of the way of a truck. His sacrifices were so.. so moving...

ROFLMAO!!!
Good job, man.
Are compliments accepted in this thread? I wouldn't want to be infracted with "spamming."

 

[Magnacor]

ROFLMAO!!!
Good job, man.
Are compliments accepted in this thread? I wouldn't want to be infracted with "spamming."

I don't think comliments are spam in theads like this. I know tons of people compliment people in the "Funny Brawl Pics" thread, so I don't see why the same rules wouldn't apply. As a matter of fact, this is more spam-like than your post.

 

[Symphony X]

I hate your sig. TC. It isn't funny.

 

[Magnacor]

I hate your sig. TC. It isn't funny.

Now THAT is spam my dear wise waters, but since Symphony X disapproves I'll change it.

 

[TMS]

You must recover!

 

[notftomearth7]

Random guy 1: I dare you to do the splits off a plane on to a flagpole
Random guy 2: I'll do it!
Saukri: If there's some ground below you, you might just have a chance.



Saukri: W-wings!