What will that wacky goverment do next?

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

The goverment has made some crazy laws and done some dumb stuff cough bush cough. But what will they do neXt?

I bet they will declare war on fun. or Ban smoking but make pot legal.

If I see some really funny ones I will put them up here to see tell me if I ever miss

So please request the funny one be put up here



SAD but true ones

They will have a half-black guy who the media pretends is Jesus incarnate as president.

Wait...

ICG- They will declare war on a small asian country. And say it's for freedom and a dozen video games will be made about it they will profit twice.

... How many times has this happened again?

 

[StinkomanFan]

They will create a digital reality and then permit no one to go enter or leave it. (Yes I took that from Digimon)

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

They will declare war on a small asian country. And say it's for freedom and a dozen video games will be made about it they will profit twice.

... How many times has this happened again?

 

[finalark]

They will have a half-black guy who the media pretends is Jesus incarnate as president.

Wait...

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

they could tell us cows are meant to be purple when you eat them and it's alright if part of it crawls into your brain

 

[smashfan666]

they might accept pencil shavings as legal tender.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

nice. I think maybe they will ban tacos to get rid of the mexicans

 

[smashfan666]

they could make people wear cinder blocks on their heads...

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

They could let the people from the asylums loose. I will be the one yelling FREEDOM

 

[Clownbot]

Why hasn't this thread been closed/moved yet?

Not to be rude, it just doesn't seem like a Forum Game.

 

[markopoleoh]

we dont have 1 anymore )

but if we did, they would make a new ammendment, dont fart fer da *******

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

HOrses must wear glasses if they have bad eyesight

 

[Fuelbi]

the gov might make a law to make people to stop making cheesy jokes that no one likes like the one where the horse went to the bar and they ask him why the long face or the one where he went to the dr. and they tell him that his voice sounds horse.

 

[smashfan666]

they might put random headphone stacks up to burn

 

[UberMario]

They might realize that China hates us and finally not let our stuff get counterfeited there.
Maybe they'll even realize Bush > Obama and they'll stop talking down about the country. (Prepares shield)

 

[StinkomanFan]

Maybe they'll even realize Bush > Obama.

Finnally! Someone else who agrees!

 

[UberMario]

Finnally! Someone else who agrees!

Yay!
I still can't believe he has QUINTUPULED the nations debt in one year. I'm scared what it'l be like at the end of his term.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

I hate that man. Maybe they will outlaw the use of duck eggs for hats.

 

[UberMario]

They should legalize the use of dynamite to unclog toilets.

(What's CARZY?)

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

It's me failing to spell my name/ owning spell check.

They could put the germans in camps in fear of WW3. they did it during ww2 with the jappanese

 

[MRTW113]

They could put the germans in camps in fear of WW3. they did it during ww2 with the jappanese

Revenge of the grammar checker

 

[UberMario]

INSANE CARZY GUY, you spelled "Japanese" wrong.

They could stop pretending that we're not winning the war.

(also technically there have been 4 World Wars)

1. War of [US] independence (US,UK,Spain,France,India,Canada)
2. World War 1
3. Cold War
4. World War II

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

I think there has been more than that, there was the freanh and indian war + the thing is europe at the time(sorry can't remember the name) but there were about 14 places fighting. before ww1 and germany

I wouldn't counjt the cold war unless someone fired their nuke(if they did then there would be more people fighting).

they could decide the national language be german, again

 

[UberMario]

Nah, Irish pwns.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

they could make this a law The value of Pi is 3. look up dumb laws and look at IN. WTF oral is illegal

 

[UberMario]

They could make a law requiring everyone to don a monkey on their backs to prevent pick-pocketing.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

they could send their robot birds out to spy on us and melt peoples skin with acid bird poo.

 

[UberMario]

They could send silent, miniature helicopters filled with dwarves to spy into peoples attics.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

They could claim cuba as ours because someone has to watch out for cuba.

 

[UberMario]

*We almost bought Cuba, but the North said no*

They could merge us with Mexico and Canada to be a REAL United States of America.

That way America is united!

(Random fact: A canadian poll in a nationwide paper had 66% of it's readers claim that we would merge with Canada within a decade.)

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

they could start making facts

 

[UberMario]

they could start admitting facts exist.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

WTF they do?

 

[UberMario]

A fact is a fact unless it's SPAGHETTI.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

so let me get this staight if I put SPAGHETTI ON SOMETHING IT IS NO LONGER THERE?

 

[UberMario]

Yes! Unless spaghetti is on spaghetti which makes it a FACT.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

I disargee

 

[StinkomanFan]

They will try to create a new supah lazah and try to use it to wipe out a potato

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

hmm maybe they will make a corn tax. (i,m in IN. so that wasn't just some random food)

 

[UberMario]

Maybe they'll tax the heavy.