C@sH Mooney
Smash Master
chuck norris once got a beard to belly massage and brought a goat back to live upon the goats return he round house kicked it and killed it instantly to show the people of the world that chuck norris givith and chuck norris takith away.
the devil went down to gorgia not because he was looking for a sole to steal but because chuck norris took over for three weeks and said get the **** out!
there was only one person to ever challange chuck norris to a foot race his name is steven hawkins.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the **** he wants.
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
if you see chuck norris he sees you too but if you dont see him your seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the **** out of the way.
before god created light he had to ask chuck norris for his permission.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
The T-Rex is chasing the jeep in Jurassic Park, but Chuck Norris is chasing the T-Rex
most men like to refer themselves to being hung like a horse, most horses like to refer themselves to being hung like chuck norris
President Kennedy was not assasinated, Chuck Norris blocked the bullet with his beard and Kennedys head exploded in sheer amazement
Chuck norris does not wear a condom, because there is such thing as protection from Chuck Norris
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you know how jesus walked on water... Well chuck norris walked on jesus
Who would win in a fight: Chuck Norris or God?
Trick question; Chuck norris is god!
the devil went down to gorgia not because he was looking for a sole to steal but because chuck norris took over for three weeks and said get the **** out!
there was only one person to ever challange chuck norris to a foot race his name is steven hawkins.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the **** he wants.
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
if you see chuck norris he sees you too but if you dont see him your seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the **** out of the way.
before god created light he had to ask chuck norris for his permission.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
The T-Rex is chasing the jeep in Jurassic Park, but Chuck Norris is chasing the T-Rex
most men like to refer themselves to being hung like a horse, most horses like to refer themselves to being hung like chuck norris
President Kennedy was not assasinated, Chuck Norris blocked the bullet with his beard and Kennedys head exploded in sheer amazement
Chuck norris does not wear a condom, because there is such thing as protection from Chuck Norris
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you know how jesus walked on water... Well chuck norris walked on jesus
Who would win in a fight: Chuck Norris or God?
Trick question; Chuck norris is god!
