• Welcome to Smashboards, the world's largest Super Smash Brothers community! Over 250,000 Smash Bros. fans from around the world have come to discuss these great games in over 19 million posts!

    You are currently viewing our boards as a visitor. Click here to sign up right now and start on your path in the Smash community!

What The ****?!

Status
Not open for further replies.

LOL 4 BRAWLZ

Smash Rookie
Joined
Jan 28, 2008
Messages
4
It's 3 ****ing days until brawl comes out, and none of you *******s in Japan have had the gazungas to steal a copy yet?!


Go strap a ****ing **** to your mouths and storm The Imperial Nintendo Palace and ****ing play a god **** copy of this ****ing fart of a game and tell us who's in it!!




If I don't know that god ****ed roster within 2 minutes, or ****ing Spyro the magical dragon isn't in it, I'm going to shoot myself in the god ****ed KNEECAP!!!!!


For those who can't bear the wait any longer, I give you these completely original words of comfort: "I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something."
 

IWontGetOverTheDam

Smash Lord
Joined
Dec 5, 2007
Messages
1,798
Location
MN
Hello, and welcome to SWF. You won't get any respect as a member doing things like this, so keep a cool head and have fun contributing to conversations.
 

Dark Google

Smash Cadet
Joined
Sep 23, 2007
Messages
34
Someone find out his IP so we can figure out who he really is and why he didn't have the balls to make this on his original account.
 

Super Drybones

Smash Ace
Joined
Jan 7, 2008
Messages
555
I already sent 12 japanese men to sneak into nintendo's office and give them some "blankets"
we will have the game in no time
 

FireCrack

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Dec 31, 2007
Messages
219
Caps lock, cruise control for cool.

But even with cruise control on, you still gotta STEER AWAY FROM THE CLIFF OF FAIL.
 

Adi

Smash Lord
Joined
Nov 5, 2006
Messages
1,505
Location
New Paltz, NY
*Sniffles*

So poignant, with such acute social commentary of our times. It truly brought a tear to my eye.
 

S_B

Too Drunk to Smash
Joined
Aug 11, 2006
Messages
3,977
Location
NH, Discord: SB#6077
Switch FC
SW 5369-1969-6280
I approve of this thread.

The first person to leak and document the secrets of this game will live forever as a god of the internets, their name immortalized forever on the SSBB wiki page and known through SSB history forever.
 

LOL 4 BRAWLZ

Smash Rookie
Joined
Jan 28, 2008
Messages
4
oww Holy **** My ****ing Kneecap Is Gone! It Literally Was Shot Off!






At least my ding-dong is real HARD!
 

S_B

Too Drunk to Smash
Joined
Aug 11, 2006
Messages
3,977
Location
NH, Discord: SB#6077
Switch FC
SW 5369-1969-6280
Why are people being so hard on the TC?

If Brawl is in stores, SOMEONE should have it by now...
 

Banjodorf

Dynamic Duo
Joined
Nov 15, 2007
Messages
8,455
NNID
bluefalcon27
3DS FC
2105-8715-5493
STOP YELLING

DK didnt sacrifice himself so we could yell and ***** and complain! Hav patience. DK would have wanted it that way!!!

(For those of you who dont know, SSE spoilers)

Now just sit down, and wait 2 more days. 2. More. Days.

Also, In before teh lock or bowser fsmash.
 

SamuraiPanda

Smash Hero
Joined
May 22, 2006
Messages
6,924
Welcome to SWF! Please read the stickied Brawl Boards FAQ before posting to get a better idea of how things are run around here.
 

SamuraiPanda

Smash Hero
Joined
May 22, 2006
Messages
6,924
Welcome to SWF! Please read the stickied Brawl Boards FAQ before posting to get a better idea of how things are run around here.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom