What should I do with my old phone?

[JonesMcJones]

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Pic related, the battery doesn't work anymore, and it probably has about 20 viruses. I was gonna throw it at a wall or something, but maybe someone here has a better idea. Anyway, reply with a creative sendoff for my retired cellular device.

Also if anyone replies with "recycle it" or "scrap it for parts" or some boring answer like that, I'll find out where you live and egg your house ya NERD

 

[mario123007]

Maybe you can change its batteries. Reset the phone and try selling it on ebay or something. Or better yet, most telecom store in my country offers old phone exchange to new phone service, you can get a new phone cheaper when you recycle your old phone.

And cut with throw egg stuff, even if you dare its kind of impossible for you to do it. When most users here live overseas.

 

[20XXwingleborgXxx]

Fix it to browse dank memes

 

[Sir Gengar de Èctoplasma]

Organize a funeral for it.

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

Here's what you can do: Wait for forth of july, and set off a firework with the phone attached. If it has about 20 Viruses, It's done for. Even if you replace the battery

 

[LeifEriksson]

Here's what you can do: Wait for forth of july, and set off a firework with the phone attached. If it has about 20 Viruses, It's done for. Even if you replace the battery

DO IT