GET KNORRED V.2
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I come to you today with the story of stories, the legend of legends… the tale of tales. It will not disappoint, only make you want to read more and more until you become a gigantic eyeball. Get some popcorn, grab a drink and cuddle up in your snuggie, it’s gonna be a good read.
I will be your narrator tonight as we dive into the events that took place November 15th, 2009… The day the “Get Knorr’d” was created and used upon the man we all know and love, NC-Echo.
Bill, in his natural habitat
The tale begins as everyone returns from dinner and says their goodbyes at the most recent Billfest. There were many tears to be had, but everyone was manly about it and took it as well as they could. “Until next time, bros”, they said to one another as each person made their way out of the apartment.
Sad times in NC Smash... saying good bye to bros
The apartment was nearly empty now, the sound of tournament games being played, racist jokes and bro love all but gone. Karn, Mullens, Chris Knorr, Don Hudson aka everlasting yayuhzz and NC-Echo were all that remained.
Dat ***** Don Hudson AKA everlasting yayuhzz
Karn and Mullens
NC-Echo
Karn fired up Brawl+ and began to play with Knorr. “Haha, you’re the best!” Knorr said to his sparring partner with a big smile. They were having such a grand time! Lots of combos and funny kills to be had between these two!
Knorr having a golly-good time
Yayuhzz wanted in on the fun, so he challenges Karn, who appears to be the dominate player in the room to a money match, Wolf vs. Ganondorf. “Hey, Alex!” he said with a smile, “I challenge you to a money match!”
Knorr, who figured this was some sort of joke, challenging the BEST NC player in Brawl+ to a money match, responded for Karn. “Hah, do you really think you can defeat my main man, Alex? I bet you lose!”
"Oh really?"
”Really, now?” Yayuhzz said smugly, to his good friend Knorr, “I’ll bet $100 I can take Knorr out in a best of 5 set!”
So smug
Alex, who didn’t seem to be fased by what was going on said, “Guys, I don’t even have any money for a money match!” He then put on a bright smile and laughed heartily. This would not stop Knorr, for he had faith in his good friend, Alex. He offered to pay his way into the money match, the fee being $10 per person.
dat cash
So, it was set. Wolf vs. Ganondorf, a clash of the titans. The games were epic, many forward airs from Ganondorf and many back airs from Wolf.
The Frisky Wolf
Gannon O’ Bannin’
But, after a brutal battle, Alex came out on top! He had defeated his rival! They laughed as the final game screen had come up, knowing they had both tried their best and the better player had won the set! They both said, “Good games, bro!” and were just getting ready to play friendly matches when… NC-Echo decided he wanted in on the action. ”Hey, Alex. Would you do a $10 money match with ME?” he said confidently.
Bill, feeling full of himself
Knorr, once again, agrees to pay Alex’s way into the money match, with the hope that the Golden Boy will come out on top once again. Yayuhzz moves aside and lets the two NC bros battle it out. Olimar & Pikmin vs The Man, Ganondorf. Best of 5, once again. Who would be the champion in such a bout?
Campy little lame character
Da Champ
The first match begins, and Alex begins to take a commanding lead. “Oh come on, are you serious?” he screams as he dies at 45% from a Ganondorf forward air. The match continues this way, as Knorr begins to smile at the thought making another $10 for the night.
Knorr lookin’ MAD cute over there
Second match begins, and Karn, once again, pounds away at NC-Echo’s Olimar & Pikmin, taking stock after stock and securing his victory. “Aw ****, Karn is giving him the business right now!” Yayuhzz says with a smile on his face. Then, the **** starts to get harder and harder, and his once smiling face begins to get more serious as he watches NC-Echo’s stocks go down, one by one, until… “GAME!”
Don Hudson looking on, concerned for Bill’s well-being
The third game starts, and Knorr says, “About to make myself another $10 and I didn’t have to lift a finger!” Bill begins to say how Ganondorf destroys Olimar & Pikmin, and he stands no chance in the matchup. The final match ends as the other two did, with Karn dishing out forward airs and NC-Echo eating them up.
Bill nomming on those f-airs from Karn’s Ganon
NC-Echo and Karn both begin to debate about the matchup, NC-Echo claiming that Ganondorf is a huge counter for Olimar & Pikmin, while Karn’s stance is that the matchup may be in his favor, but not by as much as NC-Echo is putting on! The debate is on!!!!
Barack OKarna vs Bill McCain in the epic matchup debate
”Olimar can’t do anything against this beastly creature known as Ganondorf!” NC-Echo says. “Maybe if I had picked Link… he always beats Ganondorf!”
Bill fantasizing about what he could’ve done to win the $10
It seems as though Karn has brought NC-Echo to a stand-still in his argument after 30 or so minutes of the heated battle. Then, out of the blue, Knorr chimes in and says, “Ayo, gimme me money, Bill.”
Knorr letting Bill know it’s time to pay the **** up
NC-Echo looks up at Knorr and says, “Hold on, I’m talking to Alex right now.”
Knorr responds with, “No, Bill, I want my money now. Give it to me.”
”I’ll give it to you in a second, man.” says NC-Echo. He gives Knorr an evil glare, it is apparent how adamantly he feels about this matchup.
Bill looking serious
Apparently, Knorr was not having ANY of that. He stood up and walked over to NC-Echo and said in a slightly more stern tone, “Give me my mother ****ing money, Bill.”
Knorr letting Bill know what’s up
NC-Echo, however, still didn’t pay up. This is when things got serious. Real serious. More serious than AIDs. Knorr did some kind of Bruce Lee **** and buffed up by about 300% and began to pull a Drill Sergeant maneuver on NC-Echo and screamed in his face, “GIVE ME MY MONEY, BILL”
Knorr attempting to go SSJ Rambo
This is where Karn pulls Knorr back, but it was “Too Little Too Late” like that Jo-Jo song at this point. Knorr spits into NC-Echo’s face on the way back, and says, once again, “Gimme my mother ****in’ money!”
…you know it’s jus too little too late…
NC-Echo asks, “Did you just spit on me?”
Knorr responds, “Yeah, I did. Now give me my money.”
”No, you’re leaving.” NC-Echo says, wide-eyed.
”NOT WITHOUT MY MOTHA ****IN’ MONEY!” Knorr says, with a great big grin on his face.
Knorr telling Bill what’s REALLY good in the hood. Karn and Yayuhzz look on
As NC-Echo continues to refuse to pay what he owes, Knorr is finally fed up with the situation and grabs him, tossing him onto the couch.
Bill being tossed onto the couch like a ragdoll by Knorr, Don Hudson looking on
After this mighty toss from Knorr, the next scene was a little blurry and no one really got a good picture of what happened exactly, but I was told it looked something like this.
Knorr getting MMA status on Bill
And then a little of this.
Knorr, as Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, knocking Bill, Ichigo Kurosaki, out
After Knorr had begun choking and headbutting NC-Echo while lay on top of him, all hope seemed lost for the Olimar & Pikmin main… but whoa, wait a second! Yayuhzz and Karn came to the rescue! After they managed to separate the two, however, not much changed.
”Give me my money!” from Knorr, “GET OUT!” from NC-Echo.
This is also about the time Mullens peeked around the corner from down the hall where he was doing God knows what, and he decided, “Eff that….”
Mullens deciding to not get involved... good plan
Now, what happened next was the thing of legend… Knorr took a deep, deep breath and yelled… “YOU’RE GONNA PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE, SANTA!”
Knorr telling Santa that he knows what he is owed
NC-Echo, thinking Knorr was calling him Santa as a gesture of friendship, walked past Yayuhzz in an attempt to do… something. No one is really sure… but what is a thing of certain is what happened next… the mighty…ELBOW. Knorr delivered a skull-crushing elbow to the eye of NC-Echo
Epic mindgames by Knorr
”SORRY, NOT TODAY” Knorr shouts!
ELBOW OF JUSTICE
NC-Echo was caught off-guard by this elbow to the eye, and stumbled backwards into Yayuhzz’s arms, like a damsel in distress. He was thrown into the bathroom, out of Knorr’s mighty reach and gave Yayuhzz a great big hug to show his thanks.
Bill showing his gratitude for Yayuhzz saving his life
Karn was busy with Knorr, and he had finally convinced him to leave the house while Yayuhzz was busy with NC-Echo. “Knorr, you’ve got to leave this place… it is not safe.” As he was coaxed out of the house, NC-Echo could be heard from the bathroom screaming, “Get the **** out of my house!!!” Knorr responded with, “Gimme my money, *****!”
Maniacal Knorr yelling at Bill
Yayuhzz comes around and offers to pay the $10 in NC-Echo’s place, just to end the feud temporarily, and Knorr agrees. “You’re awesome Yay, I love you man” Knorr said, with a grin. They exchanged hugs and Knorr left the apartment. It is suspected he went to THO’s (David) apartment.
David and Knorr-Tope broing it up
NC-Echo came back around, asking if he had left. They told him he was gone, and NC-Echo stood there and started going on some tangent about what happened. Karn, realizing NC-Echo was in condition to stand up, told him to sit down.
Karn commanding Bill to take a seat
Next, he asked NC-Echo how many fingers he was holding up. “How many fingers, Bill?”
Karn holding up ten fingers, halved, with ten pencils
It is obvious that his vision was impaired, because he was only holding up ten fingers, halfway.
But, this is what NC-Echo saw.
”…Royal Flush by Don Hudson…”
What the ****?
Meanwhile, Knorr was over at THO’s house and they had Dr. NEO make them pancakes that were delicious.
Knorr and Dr. Neo eating some ****ing mancakes. Aww yeah.
This is where the story ends. NC-Echo in a daze and Chris Knorr eating some delicious pancakes. What a night, what a night!
And that, my friends, is the tale of what happened that legendary night. The night the “Get Knorr’d” was created and used against its first victim… NC-Echo.
Remember guys, pay what you owe
I will be your narrator tonight as we dive into the events that took place November 15th, 2009… The day the “Get Knorr’d” was created and used upon the man we all know and love, NC-Echo.
Bill, in his natural habitat
The tale begins as everyone returns from dinner and says their goodbyes at the most recent Billfest. There were many tears to be had, but everyone was manly about it and took it as well as they could. “Until next time, bros”, they said to one another as each person made their way out of the apartment.
Sad times in NC Smash... saying good bye to bros
The apartment was nearly empty now, the sound of tournament games being played, racist jokes and bro love all but gone. Karn, Mullens, Chris Knorr, Don Hudson aka everlasting yayuhzz and NC-Echo were all that remained.
Dat ***** Don Hudson AKA everlasting yayuhzz
Karn and Mullens
NC-Echo
Karn fired up Brawl+ and began to play with Knorr. “Haha, you’re the best!” Knorr said to his sparring partner with a big smile. They were having such a grand time! Lots of combos and funny kills to be had between these two!
Knorr having a golly-good time
Yayuhzz wanted in on the fun, so he challenges Karn, who appears to be the dominate player in the room to a money match, Wolf vs. Ganondorf. “Hey, Alex!” he said with a smile, “I challenge you to a money match!”
Knorr, who figured this was some sort of joke, challenging the BEST NC player in Brawl+ to a money match, responded for Karn. “Hah, do you really think you can defeat my main man, Alex? I bet you lose!”
"Oh really?"
”Really, now?” Yayuhzz said smugly, to his good friend Knorr, “I’ll bet $100 I can take Knorr out in a best of 5 set!”
So smug
Alex, who didn’t seem to be fased by what was going on said, “Guys, I don’t even have any money for a money match!” He then put on a bright smile and laughed heartily. This would not stop Knorr, for he had faith in his good friend, Alex. He offered to pay his way into the money match, the fee being $10 per person.
dat cash
So, it was set. Wolf vs. Ganondorf, a clash of the titans. The games were epic, many forward airs from Ganondorf and many back airs from Wolf.
The Frisky Wolf
Gannon O’ Bannin’
But, after a brutal battle, Alex came out on top! He had defeated his rival! They laughed as the final game screen had come up, knowing they had both tried their best and the better player had won the set! They both said, “Good games, bro!” and were just getting ready to play friendly matches when… NC-Echo decided he wanted in on the action. ”Hey, Alex. Would you do a $10 money match with ME?” he said confidently.
Bill, feeling full of himself
Knorr, once again, agrees to pay Alex’s way into the money match, with the hope that the Golden Boy will come out on top once again. Yayuhzz moves aside and lets the two NC bros battle it out. Olimar & Pikmin vs The Man, Ganondorf. Best of 5, once again. Who would be the champion in such a bout?
Campy little lame character
Da Champ
The first match begins, and Alex begins to take a commanding lead. “Oh come on, are you serious?” he screams as he dies at 45% from a Ganondorf forward air. The match continues this way, as Knorr begins to smile at the thought making another $10 for the night.
Knorr lookin’ MAD cute over there
Second match begins, and Karn, once again, pounds away at NC-Echo’s Olimar & Pikmin, taking stock after stock and securing his victory. “Aw ****, Karn is giving him the business right now!” Yayuhzz says with a smile on his face. Then, the **** starts to get harder and harder, and his once smiling face begins to get more serious as he watches NC-Echo’s stocks go down, one by one, until… “GAME!”
Don Hudson looking on, concerned for Bill’s well-being
The third game starts, and Knorr says, “About to make myself another $10 and I didn’t have to lift a finger!” Bill begins to say how Ganondorf destroys Olimar & Pikmin, and he stands no chance in the matchup. The final match ends as the other two did, with Karn dishing out forward airs and NC-Echo eating them up.
Bill nomming on those f-airs from Karn’s Ganon
NC-Echo and Karn both begin to debate about the matchup, NC-Echo claiming that Ganondorf is a huge counter for Olimar & Pikmin, while Karn’s stance is that the matchup may be in his favor, but not by as much as NC-Echo is putting on! The debate is on!!!!
Barack OKarna vs Bill McCain in the epic matchup debate
”Olimar can’t do anything against this beastly creature known as Ganondorf!” NC-Echo says. “Maybe if I had picked Link… he always beats Ganondorf!”
Bill fantasizing about what he could’ve done to win the $10
It seems as though Karn has brought NC-Echo to a stand-still in his argument after 30 or so minutes of the heated battle. Then, out of the blue, Knorr chimes in and says, “Ayo, gimme me money, Bill.”
Knorr letting Bill know it’s time to pay the **** up
NC-Echo looks up at Knorr and says, “Hold on, I’m talking to Alex right now.”
Knorr responds with, “No, Bill, I want my money now. Give it to me.”
”I’ll give it to you in a second, man.” says NC-Echo. He gives Knorr an evil glare, it is apparent how adamantly he feels about this matchup.
Bill looking serious
Apparently, Knorr was not having ANY of that. He stood up and walked over to NC-Echo and said in a slightly more stern tone, “Give me my mother ****ing money, Bill.”
Knorr letting Bill know what’s up
NC-Echo, however, still didn’t pay up. This is when things got serious. Real serious. More serious than AIDs. Knorr did some kind of Bruce Lee **** and buffed up by about 300% and began to pull a Drill Sergeant maneuver on NC-Echo and screamed in his face, “GIVE ME MY MONEY, BILL”
Knorr attempting to go SSJ Rambo
This is where Karn pulls Knorr back, but it was “Too Little Too Late” like that Jo-Jo song at this point. Knorr spits into NC-Echo’s face on the way back, and says, once again, “Gimme my mother ****in’ money!”
…you know it’s jus too little too late…
NC-Echo asks, “Did you just spit on me?”
Knorr responds, “Yeah, I did. Now give me my money.”
”No, you’re leaving.” NC-Echo says, wide-eyed.
”NOT WITHOUT MY MOTHA ****IN’ MONEY!” Knorr says, with a great big grin on his face.
Knorr telling Bill what’s REALLY good in the hood. Karn and Yayuhzz look on
As NC-Echo continues to refuse to pay what he owes, Knorr is finally fed up with the situation and grabs him, tossing him onto the couch.
Bill being tossed onto the couch like a ragdoll by Knorr, Don Hudson looking on
After this mighty toss from Knorr, the next scene was a little blurry and no one really got a good picture of what happened exactly, but I was told it looked something like this.
Knorr getting MMA status on Bill
And then a little of this.
Knorr, as Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, knocking Bill, Ichigo Kurosaki, out
After Knorr had begun choking and headbutting NC-Echo while lay on top of him, all hope seemed lost for the Olimar & Pikmin main… but whoa, wait a second! Yayuhzz and Karn came to the rescue! After they managed to separate the two, however, not much changed.
”Give me my money!” from Knorr, “GET OUT!” from NC-Echo.
This is also about the time Mullens peeked around the corner from down the hall where he was doing God knows what, and he decided, “Eff that….”
Mullens deciding to not get involved... good plan
Now, what happened next was the thing of legend… Knorr took a deep, deep breath and yelled… “YOU’RE GONNA PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE, SANTA!”
Knorr telling Santa that he knows what he is owed
NC-Echo, thinking Knorr was calling him Santa as a gesture of friendship, walked past Yayuhzz in an attempt to do… something. No one is really sure… but what is a thing of certain is what happened next… the mighty…ELBOW. Knorr delivered a skull-crushing elbow to the eye of NC-Echo
Epic mindgames by Knorr
”SORRY, NOT TODAY” Knorr shouts!
ELBOW OF JUSTICE
NC-Echo was caught off-guard by this elbow to the eye, and stumbled backwards into Yayuhzz’s arms, like a damsel in distress. He was thrown into the bathroom, out of Knorr’s mighty reach and gave Yayuhzz a great big hug to show his thanks.
Bill showing his gratitude for Yayuhzz saving his life
Karn was busy with Knorr, and he had finally convinced him to leave the house while Yayuhzz was busy with NC-Echo. “Knorr, you’ve got to leave this place… it is not safe.” As he was coaxed out of the house, NC-Echo could be heard from the bathroom screaming, “Get the **** out of my house!!!” Knorr responded with, “Gimme my money, *****!”
Maniacal Knorr yelling at Bill
Yayuhzz comes around and offers to pay the $10 in NC-Echo’s place, just to end the feud temporarily, and Knorr agrees. “You’re awesome Yay, I love you man” Knorr said, with a grin. They exchanged hugs and Knorr left the apartment. It is suspected he went to THO’s (David) apartment.
David and Knorr-Tope broing it up
NC-Echo came back around, asking if he had left. They told him he was gone, and NC-Echo stood there and started going on some tangent about what happened. Karn, realizing NC-Echo was in condition to stand up, told him to sit down.
Karn commanding Bill to take a seat
Next, he asked NC-Echo how many fingers he was holding up. “How many fingers, Bill?”
Karn holding up ten fingers, halved, with ten pencils
It is obvious that his vision was impaired, because he was only holding up ten fingers, halfway.
But, this is what NC-Echo saw.
”…Royal Flush by Don Hudson…”
What the ****?
Meanwhile, Knorr was over at THO’s house and they had Dr. NEO make them pancakes that were delicious.
Knorr and Dr. Neo eating some ****ing mancakes. Aww yeah.
This is where the story ends. NC-Echo in a daze and Chris Knorr eating some delicious pancakes. What a night, what a night!
And that, my friends, is the tale of what happened that legendary night. The night the “Get Knorr’d” was created and used against its first victim… NC-Echo.
Remember guys, pay what you owe