Well since this is a useless thread......
"The Pizza-Cake Act"
The food item known as "Pizza-Cake" shall not be:
-manufactured, sold, distributed, possessed, or consumed by anybody. A perpetrator shall be punished with a $1,000,000 fine and no less than 20 years in prison.
-The "Pizza-Cake Act" however, does not over rule the "Falco Act", in which Falco can manufacture, posses, and consume the food item known as "Pizza-Cake". Further more, Falco will not sell or distribute for any reason "Pizza-Cake" to any person or persons.
-No person may ask Falco to sell or distribute to them "Pizza-Cake", and doing so is a crime punishable by death.
"The Bread Act"
-There is no bread in food stores, or bread a person manufactures in his or her dwelling that's better than Falco's bread.
-Under the "Falco Act", Falco will not sell or distribute for any reason "Bread" to any person or persons.
-No person may ask Falco to sell or distribute to them "Bread", and doing so is a crime punishable by death.