Villager's Encyclopedia

[Louie G.]

In Animal Crossing, the descriptions of bugs and fish when they are caught always bring a smile to my face. So I was wondering: how could this be translated into Smash Bros? The answer is simple: A Snake codec-type taunt where Villager pulls out his trusty encyclopedia to read about his opponents, and a little bubble pops up over Villagers head giving a short and humorous description about his opponent(s). Sure the encyclopedia itself doesn't have those funny little blurbs, but who says Smash can't bend the rules a little bit? I don't think this will happen, but I think it's a fun concept and I would like to see some ideas on what the encyclopedia could say about some of the Smashers (and possibly future Smashers as well).
Here are some examples from Animal Crossing for reference.

 

[BluePikmin11]

An unlikely concept, but I like the idea.
If it happens, I hope the puns are done right.

 

[The Giz]

We'll, I'm here now that the roster prediction thread is down. I like the idea of the Villager having some humorous taunt. It would add a nice touch.

 

[Tepig2000]

Cool! How come I never tought of this?

 

[extremechiton]

If snake is gone, this could be toe codecs replacement