This is our story...
Dictated by Eggo's, As Told by Ridley22 (and kinda Eggo's)
there once was a lass who got a little dolly, but what she didn't know about her little AMANDA was that, she had an appetite for ROBOTS and MUTANT TURTLES! So one day when the lass, who's name wwas little sally sue, sal for short, she walked into her room and in a flash she had piano wire rapped around her throat, and was gagging for air. But who was her Assasin?* script error* So as Raphael was walking down the street in his MECH WRECKER, he saw a little girl, then as her head twisted around, she released a mighty roar that sounded as if she were saying " SILLY MOMMY, MECH WRECKERS NOT FOR BREAKFAST!" 'oh my good lord' leonardo thought as the shadowy beast stalked towards him. So he called for his crew by singing the 80's song " i am not singing that song!" he yelled with a fluster, and the narrorator said " BUT YOU HAVE TO!" " fine but i'll skip through the boring stuff, Leonardo Leads, Donattlo machines, I am cool, rude, Michelangelo, party dude, there, you happy?" *jabba da hutt laugh* ' YES, VERY MUCH SO!" * more jabba laughing* then the crew of mech wrecker riding turtle freaks swarmed the little... UBER AMANDA! *jabba laugh* and attacked her in quite the multitide of ways the turtles had learned from splinter. amanda attacked by spitting acid from her eyes, which severely injured donatello( i always hated that smart jerk know it all) the the mech warriors attack only to find she had an overshield that would make master chief jealous. michelangelo's mech assault bot crumbled from uber amandas evil rays of cold solitude he ran to nearest tetherball poll and hit it with great strength, only to have it rap around his neck and kill him from lack of oxygen. Raphael whistled and waved a hand in the air, then came several black mercedes with 4 tommy gun toating mobsters a piece, there were twenty mobsters in all, who started shooting at that evil doll up ahead, then to there complete disbelief, the bullets simply bounced off, then they killed raphael because he was an ignorant fool. leonardo was there only hope, but then UBER AMANDA*jabba laugh* swept him up and into her mouth, then she chewed and savored the delicously flavored turtle/robot/mangled civilians/flesh atronach/orangutan. the mobsters began to flee, the all hopped into their merceds and drove like bats out of hell, all but four. *SNAP*CRACKLE*POP* and reject!!! But UBER AMANDA simply ignored them and went on with her demonic stroll. So Snap, Crackle, Pop, and ??Where's reject?? don don don went back to there hideout. Nobody said a word as they rode away on their Clanfears, until Snap finally addressed the disapearence of reject, he said " Has anyone noted that reject is gone?" " i thought he was with you!" said Crackle then " I was with you guys all the time, so if reject was with me, he would have been with you???" Crackle said pointing at the Quaker Oats guy. On the other side of the forest, the Keebler elves were plotting ,in their fiber glass tree, about "how to kill those ****ed Rice Crispy characters?" said the old Fat Keebler elf, in his best George dubbleyah Bush impression. Then from the ceiling of the fiberglass tree, came Montezuma The Great Aztec Leader, who was immediately shot by **** Cheney , who, when he walked over quite nonchalantly, stated " i thought you were a deer..." now to Snap Crackle Pop and maybe reject
To Be Continued...
Dictated by Eggo's, As Told by Ridley22 (and kinda Eggo's)
there once was a lass who got a little dolly, but what she didn't know about her little AMANDA was that, she had an appetite for ROBOTS and MUTANT TURTLES! So one day when the lass, who's name wwas little sally sue, sal for short, she walked into her room and in a flash she had piano wire rapped around her throat, and was gagging for air. But who was her Assasin?* script error* So as Raphael was walking down the street in his MECH WRECKER, he saw a little girl, then as her head twisted around, she released a mighty roar that sounded as if she were saying " SILLY MOMMY, MECH WRECKERS NOT FOR BREAKFAST!" 'oh my good lord' leonardo thought as the shadowy beast stalked towards him. So he called for his crew by singing the 80's song " i am not singing that song!" he yelled with a fluster, and the narrorator said " BUT YOU HAVE TO!" " fine but i'll skip through the boring stuff, Leonardo Leads, Donattlo machines, I am cool, rude, Michelangelo, party dude, there, you happy?" *jabba da hutt laugh* ' YES, VERY MUCH SO!" * more jabba laughing* then the crew of mech wrecker riding turtle freaks swarmed the little... UBER AMANDA! *jabba laugh* and attacked her in quite the multitide of ways the turtles had learned from splinter. amanda attacked by spitting acid from her eyes, which severely injured donatello( i always hated that smart jerk know it all) the the mech warriors attack only to find she had an overshield that would make master chief jealous. michelangelo's mech assault bot crumbled from uber amandas evil rays of cold solitude he ran to nearest tetherball poll and hit it with great strength, only to have it rap around his neck and kill him from lack of oxygen. Raphael whistled and waved a hand in the air, then came several black mercedes with 4 tommy gun toating mobsters a piece, there were twenty mobsters in all, who started shooting at that evil doll up ahead, then to there complete disbelief, the bullets simply bounced off, then they killed raphael because he was an ignorant fool. leonardo was there only hope, but then UBER AMANDA*jabba laugh* swept him up and into her mouth, then she chewed and savored the delicously flavored turtle/robot/mangled civilians/flesh atronach/orangutan. the mobsters began to flee, the all hopped into their merceds and drove like bats out of hell, all but four. *SNAP*CRACKLE*POP* and reject!!! But UBER AMANDA simply ignored them and went on with her demonic stroll. So Snap, Crackle, Pop, and ??Where's reject?? don don don went back to there hideout. Nobody said a word as they rode away on their Clanfears, until Snap finally addressed the disapearence of reject, he said " Has anyone noted that reject is gone?" " i thought he was with you!" said Crackle then " I was with you guys all the time, so if reject was with me, he would have been with you???" Crackle said pointing at the Quaker Oats guy. On the other side of the forest, the Keebler elves were plotting ,in their fiber glass tree, about "how to kill those ****ed Rice Crispy characters?" said the old Fat Keebler elf, in his best George dubbleyah Bush impression. Then from the ceiling of the fiberglass tree, came Montezuma The Great Aztec Leader, who was immediately shot by **** Cheney , who, when he walked over quite nonchalantly, stated " i thought you were a deer..." now to Snap Crackle Pop and maybe reject
To Be Continued...
