Proctology
Smash Rookie
- Joined
- Jul 3, 2008
- Messages
- 1
Now, before I begin, I want to let you know that the opinions expressed in the following paragraphs may be offensive to some. If you are easily offended by healthy criticism, please, read on, I'm dying to see your reaction, and I'm dying to laugh at you as you grasp desperately at straws.
I have absolutely no problems with tournaments. None whatsoever. I have no quarrels with a few people getting together for some healthy competition, bravado of skill, what have you. What I can't stand, is when people feel disadvantaged and alter the game in order to benefit themselves. There is absolutely No excuse, alibi, or rebuttal for this kind of behavior. If I may use an analogy, it is like a Soccer player showing up for a big tournament and asking the referee to alter the rules so that he can use his skills (that require the expulsion of said rules to execute) so that he can win the game. That is what you, the Tourney***s, seem to believe in the hivemind known as Smash Boards. You seem to believe that the stages are "Out to get you" and "Disadvantage" you. This is ********. Stages disadvantage everyone equally. It is learning how to evade being disadvantaged that requires true skill, not tapping R down and Y in rapid succession. An inebriated Simian could do that with very little effort. What's ironic, is that that isn't even my main point. Your attitudes are so ridiculously elitist it makes babies cry. You are CRIPPLING the game. You are making it your own creation, and shunning any other styles of play from your claustrophobic (and quite frankly) bigoted rules and regulations. You actually ban characters and stages, destroying any depth the game once had. If I see ONE more round of Fox v.s. Fox, Final Destination, I may have disembowel one of you with a wooden spoon and leave you to bleed in the moonlight.
The afro mentioned aren't even what makes you unbearable. It's the fact that the second your gimmicky little game play mechanic is assaulted, you immediately begin to grasp at straws and are quick to draw ridiculous accusations. You guys are worse than furries in this respect, and everyone shares a unanimous and seething hatred for furries. That's how the rest of the Smash community sees you. Like furries. And it's not just because of that. You go out of your way to push your bigoted views on people in real life, which makes you kind of like a Jehovah's Witness. Yes, you're all a bunch of Furry Jehovah's Witnesses, going door to door pushing your ability to alter game rules to conform to your terrible and mal-formed game play strategies so that you may compete at your elitist tournaments, where only such strategies are admitted.
I have absolutely no problems with tournaments. None whatsoever. I have no quarrels with a few people getting together for some healthy competition, bravado of skill, what have you. What I can't stand, is when people feel disadvantaged and alter the game in order to benefit themselves. There is absolutely No excuse, alibi, or rebuttal for this kind of behavior. If I may use an analogy, it is like a Soccer player showing up for a big tournament and asking the referee to alter the rules so that he can use his skills (that require the expulsion of said rules to execute) so that he can win the game. That is what you, the Tourney***s, seem to believe in the hivemind known as Smash Boards. You seem to believe that the stages are "Out to get you" and "Disadvantage" you. This is ********. Stages disadvantage everyone equally. It is learning how to evade being disadvantaged that requires true skill, not tapping R down and Y in rapid succession. An inebriated Simian could do that with very little effort. What's ironic, is that that isn't even my main point. Your attitudes are so ridiculously elitist it makes babies cry. You are CRIPPLING the game. You are making it your own creation, and shunning any other styles of play from your claustrophobic (and quite frankly) bigoted rules and regulations. You actually ban characters and stages, destroying any depth the game once had. If I see ONE more round of Fox v.s. Fox, Final Destination, I may have disembowel one of you with a wooden spoon and leave you to bleed in the moonlight.
The afro mentioned aren't even what makes you unbearable. It's the fact that the second your gimmicky little game play mechanic is assaulted, you immediately begin to grasp at straws and are quick to draw ridiculous accusations. You guys are worse than furries in this respect, and everyone shares a unanimous and seething hatred for furries. That's how the rest of the Smash community sees you. Like furries. And it's not just because of that. You go out of your way to push your bigoted views on people in real life, which makes you kind of like a Jehovah's Witness. Yes, you're all a bunch of Furry Jehovah's Witnesses, going door to door pushing your ability to alter game rules to conform to your terrible and mal-formed game play strategies so that you may compete at your elitist tournaments, where only such strategies are admitted.