FINALDESTINATIONONLYFGSDFDS
Smash Rookie
- Joined
- Oct 18, 2007
- Messages
- 5
Not sure how you guys roll here with language, and I don't intend to stay much longer than this thread here, but hear me out before the mods go nuts over what I think is a pretty simple message you guys should understand.
Also, not that it's going to make a difference since I'm sure this forum is populated with trolls who are ready to say "O LOL U PROLLY SUCK AT SMASHBROS AN UR JUST CRYIN"
I know how to wavedash across final destination as fast as everyone else, I know when to edgehog, I've got powershielding down, and a myriad of combo tricks for fox, falco, captain falcon, and all the other characters you suck off in your dreams. But you know what? I don't use them, because when I play someone, I aim to have fun, not to win.
What. The. ****. Is. Wrong. With. You. People.
Smash bros has always been a game about fun and zany unpredictable action... The crazy stages, the powerful items, the colorful cast of characters, everything adds to the incredible brainchild of Mashiro Sakurai, and you guys are an embarrassment to gamers around the world.
First, get this straight: Tourney***s are the MINORITY of gamers who play this game. Stop fellating your egos with your stupid esoteric terminology of exploiting glitches of the game to gain an advantage.
You are not the elite, you are the special ed class that rides on the yellow bus and sits in the special class eating cake and laughing at everything that moves.
YOU claim that people who use items and play on special stages are handicapped for playing the game as it was intended to be played, but you fail to see that it is YOU who are handicapped in this situation, and let's not look at it from your stupid HOLY **** IM SO SKILLED YOU SHUT UP perspective, let's look at this from a logical standpoint. You're playing in a niche customized setting, and refuse to play any other way.
Logic?
Game A originally meant to be played in Mode A, you complain that mode A is unfair and play in Mode B (where most people would play the former) because you can't thrive in mode A as well as you would in mode B.
The problem isn't that mode A is unfair, the problem is that you guys ****ing suck. So wrapped up in exploiting what amount to nothing more than bugs in the game that give you a GREATER advantage in mode B, but less so in mode A, to the extent where someone with little to no knowlege of your exploitation
Some of you claim certain stages are unfair, but you refuse to use items within them, here's the fun thing about smash, whether this was considered by the designers or not, those unfair little hiding spots, hit and run tricks, and all that crap CAN be counteracted with minimal effort, but you'd rather just label them as UNFAIR DEFENSIVE POSITION and cut the stage out of your roster. And have you ever considered that items make short work of those immature little tricks?
Why is it that practically every other game played in tournaments is only altered as far as the in-game rules supply? Your whining is about as good as someone crying in Halo that snipers are an unfair weapon because you can't tell when someone's pointing it at you from a distance. What makes Smash Bros so monumentally different from any multiplayer game that you have to actually alter the rules of the game itself and limit it to what YOU think is fair?
I can already tell that brawl has fixed many of what you guys consider to be "features," take that as Sakurai's way of indirectly saying "**** you."
I'm going to enjoy smash bros brawl with the supposed 98% percent of the population that doesn't know how to be ********.
Also, not that it's going to make a difference since I'm sure this forum is populated with trolls who are ready to say "O LOL U PROLLY SUCK AT SMASHBROS AN UR JUST CRYIN"
I know how to wavedash across final destination as fast as everyone else, I know when to edgehog, I've got powershielding down, and a myriad of combo tricks for fox, falco, captain falcon, and all the other characters you suck off in your dreams. But you know what? I don't use them, because when I play someone, I aim to have fun, not to win.
What. The. ****. Is. Wrong. With. You. People.
Smash bros has always been a game about fun and zany unpredictable action... The crazy stages, the powerful items, the colorful cast of characters, everything adds to the incredible brainchild of Mashiro Sakurai, and you guys are an embarrassment to gamers around the world.
First, get this straight: Tourney***s are the MINORITY of gamers who play this game. Stop fellating your egos with your stupid esoteric terminology of exploiting glitches of the game to gain an advantage.
You are not the elite, you are the special ed class that rides on the yellow bus and sits in the special class eating cake and laughing at everything that moves.
YOU claim that people who use items and play on special stages are handicapped for playing the game as it was intended to be played, but you fail to see that it is YOU who are handicapped in this situation, and let's not look at it from your stupid HOLY **** IM SO SKILLED YOU SHUT UP perspective, let's look at this from a logical standpoint. You're playing in a niche customized setting, and refuse to play any other way.
Logic?
Game A originally meant to be played in Mode A, you complain that mode A is unfair and play in Mode B (where most people would play the former) because you can't thrive in mode A as well as you would in mode B.
The problem isn't that mode A is unfair, the problem is that you guys ****ing suck. So wrapped up in exploiting what amount to nothing more than bugs in the game that give you a GREATER advantage in mode B, but less so in mode A, to the extent where someone with little to no knowlege of your exploitation
Some of you claim certain stages are unfair, but you refuse to use items within them, here's the fun thing about smash, whether this was considered by the designers or not, those unfair little hiding spots, hit and run tricks, and all that crap CAN be counteracted with minimal effort, but you'd rather just label them as UNFAIR DEFENSIVE POSITION and cut the stage out of your roster. And have you ever considered that items make short work of those immature little tricks?
Why is it that practically every other game played in tournaments is only altered as far as the in-game rules supply? Your whining is about as good as someone crying in Halo that snipers are an unfair weapon because you can't tell when someone's pointing it at you from a distance. What makes Smash Bros so monumentally different from any multiplayer game that you have to actually alter the rules of the game itself and limit it to what YOU think is fair?
I can already tell that brawl has fixed many of what you guys consider to be "features," take that as Sakurai's way of indirectly saying "**** you."
I'm going to enjoy smash bros brawl with the supposed 98% percent of the population that doesn't know how to be ********.
