Too Bad, Waluigi Time ! Waluigi wants YOU to ask questions !

[Luggy]

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Waluigi puts the music on !
Well hello there cheaters, it is I : WAAAAALUIGI ! The most handsome man in the Mushroom Kingdom !
Since Waluigi is still assisting in this crappy game, I'm-a gonna invade it, starting by this community. But Waluigi is intelligent, and doesn't do the violence first, tricks are better. This is why Waluigi is going to talk to YOU horrible people out there !

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Waluigi will love to answer anything you ask ! From games, to me or even on other people, like my partner Wario or my cheaty rival Luigi ! Waluigi is open to everyone ! Even you ladies...
But Waluigi won't answer questions like : "How long is your Wadong ?" or "What's the secret of your eternal beauty ?". Why ? BECAUSE WALUIGI DOESN'T CARE ABOUT IT ! WA HAHAHAHAHA !

Before Waluigi let's you ask questions, Waluigi will answer one : "What time is it ?"
WAHAHA ! Are you stupid ? You know what time it is ! IT'S ALWAYS WALUIGI TIME ! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!