I walk into a game store and I play Melee. Multiple customers come up and play against me.
I have the game set on our usual 4 stocks, no items, tournament legal stages.
These people wonder where the items are?
All their responses were "Wow you're good" as I played against them, failing to successfully L-cancel 100% of the time - missing my wave dashes and jumping in the air only to flail back in an unintentional air dodge towards the ground. My game was sloppy, but theirs was humorous.
I look into myself in despair, though, cause I am no good player at this game we call SMASH. Oh if they only knew.... If only they knew.
I have the game set on our usual 4 stocks, no items, tournament legal stages.
These people wonder where the items are?
All their responses were "Wow you're good" as I played against them, failing to successfully L-cancel 100% of the time - missing my wave dashes and jumping in the air only to flail back in an unintentional air dodge towards the ground. My game was sloppy, but theirs was humorous.
I look into myself in despair, though, cause I am no good player at this game we call SMASH. Oh if they only knew.... If only they knew.