To Alpha Gundam

[The Alpha Gundam]

**** YOUR C0CK IS ****ING HUGE
Discuss.

 

[Gerbil]

One time I was walking around at night in the kitchen and I tripped over something. Alpha yelled out at that exact moment, but he was back in my room playing Halo. I later realized that it was his massive c0ck that he let stretch.

First post in epic thread btw.

 

[P3L!C@N]

I've heard that the Lochness fled into hiding because of Alpha.

 

[Gerbil]

This thread needs more attention.

Alpha - You should smack everyone in the SE with your c0ck to make them view this thread.

I'm expectin Chops to jump in here sooner or later with a joke, and then you guys can attempt to have no-homo c0ck battles lol.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

This thread needs more attention.

Alpha - You should smack everyone in the SE with your c0ck to make them view this thread.

I'm expectin Chops to jump in here sooner or later with a joke, and then you guys can attempt to have no-homo c0ck battles lol.

lol chops aint got **** on this.

 

[Gerbil]

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!l

 

[ihavespaceblondes]

Alpha's **** ^^^
It woke me up this morning.
In the butt.

 

[exarch]

Hahahaaa
Well done X2X/Alpha

 

[SleepyK]

Alpha's Big Black **** fact #348:
The worst bathroom ever, located in the late cyberLANding, is rumored to have increased the length of their urinal stall in order to accommodate Alpha's immense wang.

 

[Handorin]

It still isnt long enough.