To all E for all atendees who went to get info and play brawl :

[Dylan_Tnga]

I'm really sorry you had to have annoying voiced girls treat you like you were in a 12 year olds birthday party.

I hear them in the videos and I just wanna say thanks to anyone who came back with some info and managed to get some ok gameplay despite the annoying you know whats.

I encourage any and all forms of rant from E for all etendees.

 

[Red_Revival]

I remember that one girl kept calling Fox StarFox and she kept calling Mario SuperMario and she kept pronouncing Samus Same_Us

 

[BigRick]

DO IT! Press w0ne !!1!!!

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

I actually heard on video

''which stage? Battlefield! Alright. ... *awkward paus* Smashbrothers! yeah! *laughs* ''

hahhahahahahha nice rick

 

[Sanjuinuthus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8PqbN2WM7M

My favorite booth babe video by FAR.

Repeated orgasms- 1:10-1:18
Apes in the background (?)- 1:28-1:30

Watch it to the end for an lol line. =)

 

[Youkai Master]

GET THE BALL GET THE BALL!!!

PRESS ONE!! PRESS ONE LlNK! PRESS ONEEEEE!!!

WOOOOOOOoHH!!

FVCK YEAH BRAWLL!!!!!!

AAAAAHHH!

 

[Monshou_no_Nazo]

Hey! Look! Listen!

 

[Sky-Kitsune]

XD I lol'd

If I was there I would of found that so embarassing!

'Grab the ball, get the ball!!! Super sawnic, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YEEAAAAAHHHHHHH! *Claps*'

Me: 'Ok.. its not that much of a big deal..' ;_;

 

[Burninator]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8PqbN2WM7M

PeekahCHOOOOOOoooo!!

 

[Red Exodus]

The booth babes were put in place to keep the testosterone levels low so Captain Falcon would not unlock himself in the demo due to extremely high levels of testosterone in one place.

 

[Drik Khaail]

The booth babes were put in place to keep the testosterone levels low so Captain Falcon would not unlock himself in the demo due to extremely high levels of testosterone in one place.

O.o oh bums.

 

[Chidosengan]

I'm really sorry you had to have annoying voiced girls treat you like you were in a 12 year olds birthday party..

Come on now, they made the place actually more lively! They made me actually wish I was there more, so much energy!!

Really, I much rather them then fat, sweaty guys and nerdy, skinny dudes riddled with freckles that think saying "You got pwned!" in public is cool.

 

[Eternal phoenix Fire]

I'm deaf now.

 

[saratos]

Yeah, those girls wee ********. For the record, 12 yr olds are way above that. only a 7 yr old could tolerate it.

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

Come on now, they made the place actually more lively! They made me actually wish I was there more, so much energy!!

Really, I much rather them then fat, sweaty guys and nerdy, skinny dudes riddled with freckles that think saying "You got pwned!" in public is cool.

Id much rather neither. They were high pitched and annoying and treated the game like it was being played by 6 year old children. They sounded like they were encouraging 4 year olds to play hockey.

It'd be cool if they got players to do commentary like in MLG tournaments

Thats right watty!

 

[Pyroloserkid]

This is now the "Official Bash The Booth Babes Thread" . Rofl.

PRESS ONE FOX!

 

[NukeA6]

They're annoying but they're still cute ^_~

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

From the sound of it, these girls deserved a knee.

 

[Eternal phoenix Fire]

From what I saw, the booth babes had no panties.

I'm serious, this is not a joke. I saw the lips...

 

[Pyroloserkid]

From what I saw, the booth babes had no panties.

I'm serious, this is not a joke. I saw the lips...

=/


THE PEOPLE DEMAND PROOF.

 

[Eternal phoenix Fire]

=/


THE PEOPLE DEMAND PROOF.

Me and my cousin were laying on the floor because we were tired, we then saw the Nintendo booth babes proceded to walk away from the booth (2 of them) We actually just barely seen it. My cousin proceded to try and ask a question to the girls and asked her to come over. I turned on my camera and put it on record while the lens was pointing up. She nealed down over the **** camera!!!! I would have kept the video, but I had very little memory, and my cousin needed the space for video games live. T_T

Yeah, I know, i'm a pervert.

 

[Pyroloserkid]

Aww EPF you troll <3.

Enough with the excuses. You can just admit you WISHED you'd have seen them.

 

[Eternal phoenix Fire]

Aww EPF you troll <3.

Enough with the excuses. You can just admit you WISHED you'd have seen them.

I'm not trolling.

 

[heypancho]

Happy new year!

 

[Yaya]

One of the Booth Babes, the person was playing either Samus or Mario, I'm not sure, and the douche girl said "PRESS 1!" And Mario/Samus wasn't even facing the stage!

 

[Vincent Vega]

From what I saw, the booth babes had no panties.

I'm serious, this is not a joke. I saw the lips...

Lmao wow @ the vulgarity.

 

[Gilgamesh]

"Oh, you think you're doing some damage?! 2+2 is… 10… in base four, I'm fine!"

But wait, weren't the

Official E for All Firsthand Impressions Thread

and that one

Official E for All Firsthand Impressions DISCUSSION Thread

and, last but not least...

E for All Q & As

just for this kind of things?

 

[Sir James]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8PqbN2WM7M

My favorite booth babe video by FAR.

Repeated orgasms- 1:10-1:18
Apes in the background (?)- 1:28-1:30

Watch it to the end for an lol line. =)

It sounds like they are looking for a long, hard single player to satisfy them....

 

[Johnknight1]

I'm deaf now.

LOL...I seriously threw something just hearing it on my computer screen. I was a b**ch to my younger brother that day...god f***ing d***, let me hear FIRE EMBLEM ORCHESTARTED! STFU YOU D*** F***ING B**CHES!

Seriously, I should quote myself now...

Id much rather neither. They were high pitched and annoying and treated the game like it was being played by 6 year old children. They sounded like they were encouraging 4 year olds to play hockey.

It'd be cool if they got players to do commentary like in MLG tournaments

Thats right watty!

HAHA, the 4 year old hockey thing was right no the notch. Gimpy vs. those 4 year olds they were trying to attract was like Arnold Scwartzenhagger on steroids vs. a 4 year old in a hockey game. Guess who died=???

From what I saw, the booth babes had no panties.

I'm serious, this is not a joke. I saw the lips...

LOL! That made me crack up to extremes!

Happy new year!

Don't forget..

R U Gaiz Pros?

^ LOL, T!MMY and T0MMY are pros=that's what is so funny about it!

Don't forget about... "Woaw, winning a tournament. I've never felt so good in my life." -T0mmy

Funny thing is he's probably won a few big Melee tournaments=idiots don't know their Brawl pros!

SO much f***ing headaches and migranes. I might pay someone to kill them for me! BLAH BLAH BLAH "oh my f***ing god, get the ball! Get the ball! [perverts]" "Just press 1! PRESS 1! " "You're smash pros? (to actual smash pros, in a sarcastic voice) koolz!" "What was that" "3, 2, 1, O, the match is over!" "Hey! You guys excited!"

That took at least 1,000 cups of straight coffee, 600 blunts, 500 glasses of kool aid, 1,000 cubes of sugar, and 5,000 bottles of heavy liquor to turn out that God d*** dumb, loud, and sSOOOOOOOO f***ing annoying. Now I know why people **** babies!

I swear to God, if I hear anyone with that voice at school tomorrow I'll probably smack them. NJK! Now i'm glad I live in Northern California, and DID NOT GO TO E FOR ALL! YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm still laughing at what I posted when I first heard those girls on those youtube videos and all...

THE FBI'S TOP TEN MOST WANTED KILLERS LIST

^ They need to die. I hear the FBI will pay you $500 for the non-blond, $5,000 for the blond one!

@ CHUK
WIN! WIN! WIN! I SHOULD SIGGY THAT! TOTALLY! THAT WAS PURE F***ING GOLD!

And this is still in effect. I will still pay for their "removal". This all made me rethink my life, and post this!

Notes to self:
1.Never hit on a booth babe, ever. You'd be better off with some other girl.
2.Never give a booth babe a microphone. Because they are like the ultimate steriotypical blond, with 10 times as much crack in their system.
3.Never date or marry someone who was previously a booth babe. This WILLL LEAD TO SUICIDE.
4.If you ever have kids and there are booth babes in the area, give them headphones, a iPod, SOMETHING TO BLOCK OUT THE EVIL VOICE WAVES OF DEATH!
5.Immediately punch anyone who ever says "Push the ONE BUTTON!"
6.Make sure the politicians you elect try and ban booth babes from gaming events.
7.Protect everyone around you from being ***** in the ears. This is a MUST!!!!

So ya, that's enough tips for myself now!

I forgot...

8.Never grab the ball. EVER! (ya, because I'm not like that! )
9.Immediately cover your ears if you hear the slightest peep of those b**ches voices. IF you don't, your ears will bleed worse than if they were bit off by Mike Tyson.
10.Always wear underwear! Otherwise you'll turn out like these f***ing moronic b**ches!

This thread should be sticked, seriously. This thread is a way for all of us to express how much we hate the great evil of the world. Terrorism, Global Warming, Communism, Political and Business Corruption BLEAH! These Nintendo Booth Babes ARE THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!'

The best part about Brawl so far is that those booth whores won't be in the actual game. Thank God!

^ One reason not to hesitate to buy Brawl. Because if they are featured in Brawl as voices or whatnot, I will burn my Wii (not that Wii you perverts!), break my Brawl disc, boycott Nintendo, and kill Sakurai myself. And I'll have a uprising, too. (because all of you will be with me...I think! XD)

YES I'M EXCITED FOR BRAWLz! NO ANNOYING BOOTH B**CHES' VOICES!



And don't forget people...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Another reason not to do drugs, kids... >_<

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

Johnknight...

All i Know is ****** babies was some part of that message, and you're as spastic as usual.

Happy brawling to come my non scrubular friend from long ago.

 

[Aryman]

Heh... for sure they were annoying a lot of the time, but they did provide some entertainment. If I had been there I'd probably would have hit on a couple of them.

 

[Chimchar!!!]

to the booth babes while playing, "B***h, save it, I'm getting my gamezzz on."

 

[Red_Revival]

I'm deaf now.

Hey Man what's up!?

yeah I'm deaf too but we had some good times right?

 

[Igneous42]

I'm really sorry you had to have annoying voiced girls treat you like you were in a 12 year olds birthday party.

I hear them in the videos and I just wanna say thanks to anyone who came back with some info and managed to get some ok gameplay despite the annoying you know whats.

I encourage any and all forms of rant from E for all etendees.

Most of them were hot, so it made up for their annoying voices

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

Most of them were hot, so it made up for their annoying voices

I know theyre hot but its kind of ****ty that they patronized everyone.

Kind of feels like having a hot baby sitter or something, I guess haha

No doubt though the eye candy must have been nice, but definatly not worth the PRESS WON! DO IT! DO IT NOW! WE WANNA SEE SOME ACTION

to them action = final smash

to someone who knows smash action = a sweet mindgame, edgeguard gimp, or epic combo. Final smashes are always the same! boring.

I like FS's though they look cool / fun

 

[demoncaterpie]

I know theyre hot but its kind of ****ty that they patronized everyone.

Kind of feels like having a hot baby sitter or something, I guess haha

No doubt though the eye candy must have been nice, but definatly not worth the PRESS WON! DO IT! DO IT NOW! WE WANNA SEE SOME ACTION

to them action = final smash

to someone who knows smash action = a sweet mindgame, edgeguard gimp, or epic combo. Final smashes are always the same! boring.

I like FS's though they look cool / fun

I think you're underestimating how hot these chics were

I was there, and I didn't find the booth babes annoying. Honestly, I thought it was funny. They were just there making sure that people were having a great time. In the end, that's all that matters.

Not everyone at the convention was a Smashboards veteran. So for them, I'm sure the girls were helpful to an extent. It didn't matter to me, CAUSE I WAS PLAYIN BRAWL!!!

One of the funniest things I saw there was the massive amount of nerds hitting on the booth babes. It wasn't even discrete! They were just spewing out some of the stupidest lines I had ever heard! Me and my friend were laughing about it all the way back home!

 

[Lant]

'purez Oen!!!!!!'

No Imma Presing B And Charging My Pwnch!!!!!!!!!

'aaah U Got Me. I Perish'

 

[Mama]

'purez Oen!!!!!!'

No Imma Presing B And Charging My Pwnch!!!!!!!!!

'aaah U Got Me. I Perish'

ROFL!!


"aaah U Got Me. I Perish" I'm going to remember that one.

Its sad to see shallow good looks tarnished by an annoying demeanor. Why can't the booth babes just be silent. Well then again we're talking about Nintendo. The company that likes to add "hype" to things that don't need hype >.>

 

[Eltrotraw]

I thought the other booth babes(like the ones not on the main stage) were more... tolerable.

The only reason I came up on the stage was to get a shirt.

EDIT:
To be honest, I could actually strike up a conversation with a few of the other ones and not feel like I'm being treated to a 5 year old birthday party BUT ACTUALLY HAVE CONVERSATION?

then I go play brawl

 

[Steeler]

man you guys are so nerdy

HELLO there's some hot babe action

you'll get your brawl on in four months

can you ever say you'll ever get your babe on?

i think we all know the answer to that question