Times the computer put you in your place like the n00b you are?

[Shadow Light Master]

I was playing Melee as Ganondorf and I was kicking the LV 9 CPUs' asses. Then I was laughing and telling my friends that "The CPUs in Melee suck so bad! I'm gonna go to Temple to make the matches last longer."

I go to Temple. My opponent is Ganondorf. He ****ing kills me with his up-tilt.

Do you have any idea how embarrassing that is? Killed by a level 9 computer. That's Ganondorf. On the biggest stage in the game, with one of the heaviest characters.

By a move that takes 500 years.

He gave me mad disrespect. It's almost like he heard me trash-talking him and was like "prepare your ass." Melee CPUs are 4th Wall Tier confirmed.

 

[EPsilon933]

The last time I ever played against a level 9 was back in 2009 when my college roommate wanted to see how well I could play against a level 9. I lost. This was Sometime between 8 months to a year after I started going to tournaments

I have seen 3 friends of mine play a 2v2 with a level 9 Luigi and it taunt KOed 1 of them