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Jolly Garchomp M @ Choice Band
Sand Veil
~ Dragon Claw
~ Earthquake
~ Crunch
~ Stone Edge
4 HP / 252 ATK / 252 SPD. I almost never go into battle without him. I used to always lead with him, and I occasionally still do, but the Choice Band usually tends to backfire on me. How I use him is pretty obvious: a sweeper. With a very high base ATK stat, Choice Band (+150%), and STAB, Garchomp nearly OHKOs many Pokemon simply using Dragon Claw or Earthquake. The standard set is to use Outrage instead of Crunch, but I personally don't like getting locked. Crunch is usually just there for Gengar, Alakazam, or Starmie if I can outspeed it.
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Impish GliscorM @ Leftovers
Hyper Cutter
~ Stone Edge
~ Earthquake
~ Roost
~ Stealth Rock
252 HP / 40 DEF / 216 SPD. Gliscor is one of the most situational Pokemon I have. Much better on doubles to be honest, but that doesn't mean he doesn't destroy in singles. First and foremost, Stealth Rock. I usually try very hard to get this set up immediately. Depending on what condition Gliscor is in, I either attack or Roost off the damage (which temporarily clears me out of Flying, so Ice is only 2x instead of 4x; but then again, why the **** would I put Gliscor against an Ice-type?
). And if things just don't look good for Gliscor, switching out isn't always a bad move.
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Adamant Scizor M @ Life Orb
Technician
~ Swords Dance
~ Bullet Punch
~ Brick Break
~ X-Scissor
32 HP / 252 ATK / 224 SPD. SWORDSDANCESWORDSDANCESWORDSDANCE. The way I maneuver with Scizor depends entirely on how I sent him in. If I start (which is rarely ever) or get dragged out, I Swords Dance as many possible times I can, the max. being 3. If someone fainted and I chose Scizor, I usually almost always Bullet Punch for the revenge kill. After a few Swords Dances, Bullet Punch usually becomes my primary attack. Brick Break's just there for walls. X-Scissor is the strongest attack, which usually kills very easily. All in all, I ****ing love Scizor. <3
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Adamant Electivire M @ Expert Belt
Motor Drive
~ ThunderPunch
~ Ice Punch
~ Cross Chop
~ Earthquake
4 HP / 252 ATK / 252 SPD. Electivire is as straightforward as they get. A variety of moves with high Atk and Expert Belt to help out. A very good sweeper imo.
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Bold Blissey F @ Leftovers
Natural Care
~ Seismic Toss
~ Ice Beam
~ Thunder Wave
~ Softboiled
148 HP / 252 DEF / 108 Sp. ATK. Not the combative type at all. This Blissey's just for spreading statuses around. Paralysis + Seismic Toss = <3. A clean 100 very turn, and if things ever go wrong, just Softboiled and start again. More useful on doubles, but whatever.
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Jolly Weavile M @ Focus Sash
Pressure
~ Night Slash
~ Ice Punch
~ Ice Shard
~ Brick Break
4 HP / 252 ATK / 252 SPD. Probably one of my most favorites, simply because it destroys so many things in its path. I used to have Pursuit in place of Ice Shard, but it got to the point where I hardly ever used Pursuit, and I kept thinking, "That Pokemon would've been gone if I had Ice Shard." So, that's what I did. Since it outspeeds nearly anything, I just need to choose one move to finish it the next turn, in most cases. I don't want to risk using a Swords Dance moveset in case of Tyranitar. With Focus Sash, I can deal a lot of damage and stay in for one last turn, or two if Ice Shard kills.
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Anyways, that's my team. What do you guys think?
Sand Veil
~ Dragon Claw
~ Earthquake
~ Crunch
~ Stone Edge
4 HP / 252 ATK / 252 SPD. I almost never go into battle without him. I used to always lead with him, and I occasionally still do, but the Choice Band usually tends to backfire on me. How I use him is pretty obvious: a sweeper. With a very high base ATK stat, Choice Band (+150%), and STAB, Garchomp nearly OHKOs many Pokemon simply using Dragon Claw or Earthquake. The standard set is to use Outrage instead of Crunch, but I personally don't like getting locked. Crunch is usually just there for Gengar, Alakazam, or Starmie if I can outspeed it.
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Impish GliscorM @ Leftovers
Hyper Cutter
~ Stone Edge
~ Earthquake
~ Roost
~ Stealth Rock
252 HP / 40 DEF / 216 SPD. Gliscor is one of the most situational Pokemon I have. Much better on doubles to be honest, but that doesn't mean he doesn't destroy in singles. First and foremost, Stealth Rock. I usually try very hard to get this set up immediately. Depending on what condition Gliscor is in, I either attack or Roost off the damage (which temporarily clears me out of Flying, so Ice is only 2x instead of 4x; but then again, why the **** would I put Gliscor against an Ice-type?

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Adamant Scizor M @ Life Orb
Technician
~ Swords Dance
~ Bullet Punch
~ Brick Break
~ X-Scissor
32 HP / 252 ATK / 224 SPD. SWORDSDANCESWORDSDANCESWORDSDANCE. The way I maneuver with Scizor depends entirely on how I sent him in. If I start (which is rarely ever) or get dragged out, I Swords Dance as many possible times I can, the max. being 3. If someone fainted and I chose Scizor, I usually almost always Bullet Punch for the revenge kill. After a few Swords Dances, Bullet Punch usually becomes my primary attack. Brick Break's just there for walls. X-Scissor is the strongest attack, which usually kills very easily. All in all, I ****ing love Scizor. <3
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Adamant Electivire M @ Expert Belt
Motor Drive
~ ThunderPunch
~ Ice Punch
~ Cross Chop
~ Earthquake
4 HP / 252 ATK / 252 SPD. Electivire is as straightforward as they get. A variety of moves with high Atk and Expert Belt to help out. A very good sweeper imo.
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Bold Blissey F @ Leftovers
Natural Care
~ Seismic Toss
~ Ice Beam
~ Thunder Wave
~ Softboiled
148 HP / 252 DEF / 108 Sp. ATK. Not the combative type at all. This Blissey's just for spreading statuses around. Paralysis + Seismic Toss = <3. A clean 100 very turn, and if things ever go wrong, just Softboiled and start again. More useful on doubles, but whatever.
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Jolly Weavile M @ Focus Sash
Pressure
~ Night Slash
~ Ice Punch
~ Ice Shard
~ Brick Break
4 HP / 252 ATK / 252 SPD. Probably one of my most favorites, simply because it destroys so many things in its path. I used to have Pursuit in place of Ice Shard, but it got to the point where I hardly ever used Pursuit, and I kept thinking, "That Pokemon would've been gone if I had Ice Shard." So, that's what I did. Since it outspeeds nearly anything, I just need to choose one move to finish it the next turn, in most cases. I don't want to risk using a Swords Dance moveset in case of Tyranitar. With Focus Sash, I can deal a lot of damage and stay in for one last turn, or two if Ice Shard kills.
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Anyways, that's my team. What do you guys think?
