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This Mustn't Register On An Emotional Level...

Umby

Smash Master
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Oct 21, 2006
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I'm just your problem~
  • First, distract target.
  • Then block his blind jab.
  • Counter with cross to left cheek.
  • Discombobulate.
  • Dazed, he'll attempt a wild hay maker.
  • Weaken right jaw.
  • Now fracture.
  • Break cracked ribs.
  • Heel kick to diaphragm.

In summary, ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging.
Physical recovery six weeks. Full psychological recovery six months. Capacity to spit in back of head...

Neutralized.
 
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