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This is how you Pokemon Battle

Rayku

Smash Lord
Joined
Feb 21, 2004
Messages
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Location
Minot, ND
youngunpimp17: Ok throw out your pokeball
youngunpimp17: I can't do that from my phone
Rayku: oh
Rayku: you're on your phone again lol
Rayku: okay
Rayku: I threw out my Net Ball
Rayku: it has a Surskit in it
youngunpimp17: I have a low battery as it is
youngunpimp17: I'm always on my phone aiming
youngunpimp17: Lmao
Rayku: I realize it's a Surskit
Rayku: and say "****"
Rayku: and withdraw my Surskit
youngunpimp17: Lmao
Rayku: so you get a free hit on my next pokemon
Rayku: what's the pokemon you have out now?
youngunpimp17: ROFL!
youngunpimp17: A rare blue medicham
Rayku: Hrm.
Rayku: I send out my Gyarados
Rayku: whose Intimidate lowers your attack power
youngunpimp17: Cool
Rayku: what attack did you use
youngunpimp17: Thundrpunch *****
Rayku: cool
Rayku: I survive with about 25 HP left
youngunpimp17: Hell no
youngunpimp17: What level are you ?
Rayku: we're both level 100
*** Auto-response from youngunpimp17: You cut me deep mike....
youngunpimp17: Damm
youngunpimp17: Ok u survived
Rayku: Yep.
Rayku: Next turn
Rayku: do you withdraw or attack again?
Rayku: I think you are going to withdraw into another pokemon due to your weakened state, so I dragon dance
youngunpimp17: Attack again
Rayku: okay
Rayku: I die
Rayku: what move did you use?
youngunpimp17: **** no
youngunpimp17: Umm
Rayku: I have to know your moveset
youngunpimp17: Lock on
Rayku: what?
Rayku: Oh, okay
youngunpimp17: Never
Rayku: so I didn't die
Rayku: I got off my dragon dance, Gyarados is still alive
youngunpimp17: Yea I used lock on ho
Rayku: next turn
youngunpimp17: Nope
Rayku: Waterfall, you die.
youngunpimp17: K
Rayku: next pokemon plz
*** Auto-response from youngunpimp17: You cut me deep mike....
youngunpimp17: **** no ho
Rayku: oh, so I win?
Rayku: you have no remaining pokemon left?
youngunpimp17: I have a item equipped that endured the hit
Rayku: RedFox whited out!
youngunpimp17: Noooo
Rayku: defeated, beaten, RedFox scurries to the nearest Pokemon Center and begs Nurse Joy to give him a blowjob
youngunpimp17: I was gonna use dynamic punch
Rayku: he leaves his Pokemon to rot as he establishes a healthy relationship with Nurse Joy
youngunpimp17: ROFL!
Rayku: and lives the rest of his days happily ever after
youngunpimp17: **** you rayku
Rayku: meanwhile, Rayku ends up becoming the Pokemon Master of the world
Rayku: but, Pokemon is out of style
youngunpimp17: I'm ****ing lmao in krogers
Rayku: so no one caers
Rayku: cares*
Rayku: Rayku dies a lonely man
Rayku: his Raikou dies of cancer 40 years before he does
youngunpimp17: Lmao
Rayku: and that ****ing. Surskit
youngunpimp17: Lmao
youngunpimp17: XD
Rayku: he stepped on the Surskit for being an idiot
youngunpimp17: XD
Rayku: and the only Bug/Water Pokemon in existence
youngunpimp17: I'm really doing this face
Rayku: nice Pokemon battle :D
 
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