MeleeMarioDude
Smash Rookie
Just post things, that fighting game characters would never say.
Street Fighter.
Ryu: Screw you Gouken! I'm hanging out with Akuma!
Ken: I need to shave my head, so I can probably be in a movie one day!
Chun Li: I'm proud to be a police officer, than just being a regular woman! Who needs to be regular anyway!
Guile: *While throwing some sonic booms, he sings the american theme song in Sonic CD* SONIC BOOM! SONIC BOOM! SONIC BOOOOOOM!
E. Honda: You know what, I'm not going to use my rapid punchy attack like a noob, because I am not.
Dhalsim: YOGA GET OVER HERE! (You have to admit, that if there's going to be a SF VS MK, then Dhalsim and Scorpion would be a pretty fitting match)
Zangief: *In CVS Zangief sings to Iori, it's okay to be gay* I know you're gay, and It's okaaaay!
Blanka: Transform *rolls a little bit* and roll out! *and does his roll out move*
Barlog: MIKE TISON! CAN I HAVE YOU'RE AUTOGRAPH! YOU INSPIRE ME!
Vega: *Goes up to an ugly guy* Excuse can you tell me where the post office is?
Ugly guy: It's just right around the corner.
Vega: Thank you.
Dhalism: Lion Uppercut!
M. Bison: *Goes up to Chun-Li* I AM SO SORRY CHUN LI! I KILLED YOUR FATHER BY ACCIDENT I
SWEAR!
Fei Long: I am copying Bruce Lee!
Dee Jay: I hate dancing, I like killing instead.
T. Hawk: My last name ain't Hawk fool!
Akuma: Hey Ryu, want some tea? *I saw a picture of Akuma drinking yome tea, but that was obviously a joke picture*
Gouken: My name is Shen Long, and the only way to defeat Ryu, is to me defeat me! Because I have a power up to defeat him! Just like in Mega Man.
Dan: Why am I wearing pink?
Makoto: I AM A WOMAN! *Punches Ibuki*
Mortal Kombat.
Liu Kang: HADOKEN!
Sub Zero: Everboy... FREEYZE! and Stay cool.
Scorpion: Maybe I'm being a little too hard on Sub Zero...
Johnny Cage: It's true... I'M A FAKE!
Sonya Blade: *Her opponet is a woman, and she is about to finish her* I'm not going to blow kiss you...
Raiden: I took Blanka, and E. Honda's soul!
Kano: I'll be back!
Goro: It ain't easy having four arms you know...
Shang Tsung: MY SOUL IS PREPARED!
Kung Lao: Man, I am so poor... I'm going to sell my hat.
Baraka: I am not black! (If you get that joke, then you get a cookie)
Jax: EEK! I'm scared of Kano!
Kitana: If my name is Kitana... Then I should be using Katanas!
Mileena: You can call me, for now on... BOBA FETT!
Noob Saibot: We ain't telling you anything!
Smoke: I'm going to be a Cyborg.
Jade: I'm turning good.
Reptile: To fight me in MK1, you must have flawless victories, a fatality at the pit stage!
Noob Saibot: Thanks a lot you guys...
Kintaro: I hate Mondays...
Shao Kahn: *Goes to a rock concert* You rock!
Street Fighter.
Ryu: Screw you Gouken! I'm hanging out with Akuma!
Ken: I need to shave my head, so I can probably be in a movie one day!
Chun Li: I'm proud to be a police officer, than just being a regular woman! Who needs to be regular anyway!
Guile: *While throwing some sonic booms, he sings the american theme song in Sonic CD* SONIC BOOM! SONIC BOOM! SONIC BOOOOOOM!
E. Honda: You know what, I'm not going to use my rapid punchy attack like a noob, because I am not.
Dhalsim: YOGA GET OVER HERE! (You have to admit, that if there's going to be a SF VS MK, then Dhalsim and Scorpion would be a pretty fitting match)
Zangief: *In CVS Zangief sings to Iori, it's okay to be gay* I know you're gay, and It's okaaaay!
Blanka: Transform *rolls a little bit* and roll out! *and does his roll out move*
Barlog: MIKE TISON! CAN I HAVE YOU'RE AUTOGRAPH! YOU INSPIRE ME!
Vega: *Goes up to an ugly guy* Excuse can you tell me where the post office is?
Ugly guy: It's just right around the corner.
Vega: Thank you.
Dhalism: Lion Uppercut!
M. Bison: *Goes up to Chun-Li* I AM SO SORRY CHUN LI! I KILLED YOUR FATHER BY ACCIDENT I
SWEAR!
Fei Long: I am copying Bruce Lee!
Dee Jay: I hate dancing, I like killing instead.
T. Hawk: My last name ain't Hawk fool!
Akuma: Hey Ryu, want some tea? *I saw a picture of Akuma drinking yome tea, but that was obviously a joke picture*
Gouken: My name is Shen Long, and the only way to defeat Ryu, is to me defeat me! Because I have a power up to defeat him! Just like in Mega Man.
Dan: Why am I wearing pink?
Makoto: I AM A WOMAN! *Punches Ibuki*
Mortal Kombat.
Liu Kang: HADOKEN!
Sub Zero: Everboy... FREEYZE! and Stay cool.
Scorpion: Maybe I'm being a little too hard on Sub Zero...
Johnny Cage: It's true... I'M A FAKE!
Sonya Blade: *Her opponet is a woman, and she is about to finish her* I'm not going to blow kiss you...
Raiden: I took Blanka, and E. Honda's soul!
Kano: I'll be back!
Goro: It ain't easy having four arms you know...
Shang Tsung: MY SOUL IS PREPARED!
Kung Lao: Man, I am so poor... I'm going to sell my hat.
Baraka: I am not black! (If you get that joke, then you get a cookie)
Jax: EEK! I'm scared of Kano!
Kitana: If my name is Kitana... Then I should be using Katanas!
Mileena: You can call me, for now on... BOBA FETT!
Noob Saibot: We ain't telling you anything!
Smoke: I'm going to be a Cyborg.
Jade: I'm turning good.
Reptile: To fight me in MK1, you must have flawless victories, a fatality at the pit stage!
Noob Saibot: Thanks a lot you guys...
Kintaro: I hate Mondays...
Shao Kahn: *Goes to a rock concert* You rock!
