mikeHAZE
Smash Legend
So back when i was a little scrub, this big guy named SOS moved to SoCal.
I hosted a tournament, and demanded an intense game of friendlies vs this SOS guy. At first, i noticed how bulgy stomach was around his shirt, and i must admit, i was immediately aroused by this. We played and played, and at time i even let him touch my wii. it was an amazing day.
So anyway, he went pichu on my fox, and i was amazed. He neutral'd and up aired me as if i was a woman trying to clean a kitchen. he pounded me so hard that i could do nothing but scream and semenate all over his face.
I believe he three stocked my fox with his tiny little pichu, but this is okay, since immediately after...
all of socal hated him. Hated him so bad in fact, that they put him in exile. He no longer had any rides to tournaments (he's like ****en 30 and doesn't drive). He had not choice but to work at a best buy and practice his super smash brothers melee skills on a display television with 2 minute matches against level 9 computers.
But one day my friends, I will have my revenge. SOS will bow down to my skills, and I will shine him blind. So blind, that he will have to learn brail.
One day, he will learn how to drive, and graduate college with a decent education, and perhaps his education level will surpass that of Danimals, or DC of Southern California.
But nevertheless. I'm here.
I'M HERE.
I hosted a tournament, and demanded an intense game of friendlies vs this SOS guy. At first, i noticed how bulgy stomach was around his shirt, and i must admit, i was immediately aroused by this. We played and played, and at time i even let him touch my wii. it was an amazing day.
So anyway, he went pichu on my fox, and i was amazed. He neutral'd and up aired me as if i was a woman trying to clean a kitchen. he pounded me so hard that i could do nothing but scream and semenate all over his face.
I believe he three stocked my fox with his tiny little pichu, but this is okay, since immediately after...
all of socal hated him. Hated him so bad in fact, that they put him in exile. He no longer had any rides to tournaments (he's like ****en 30 and doesn't drive). He had not choice but to work at a best buy and practice his super smash brothers melee skills on a display television with 2 minute matches against level 9 computers.
But one day my friends, I will have my revenge. SOS will bow down to my skills, and I will shine him blind. So blind, that he will have to learn brail.
One day, he will learn how to drive, and graduate college with a decent education, and perhaps his education level will surpass that of Danimals, or DC of Southern California.
But nevertheless. I'm here.
I'M HERE.