The Safety Manual Guy: Master of Peripherals

[CrossoverMan]

You know that guy who's in the safety instruction manual for the 3DS? You know, the one who looks like he's got a 3DS stuck up his bum in one picture? Well, why not turn him into a full fledged character by putting him in Super Smash Bros 4 as a DLC playable character?

Since he only shows up to tell players what they shouldn't do with the console and whatnot, his whole play style should revolve around that. Flinging a Wii controller without the wrist straps on? Check! Chucking the NES Zappee at opponents? Check? A Final Smash that has him trap the opponent and then continuously bash them over the head with a Wii U? Check!

While you may think that he should play like ROB and use unrealistic moves like laser beams and jet packs and whatnot, but he should only use the peripherals realistically. So he shouldn't use his Zappers like real guns or anything. What do you guys think? I think that the inclusion of this guy would be hilarious and unexpected, much like the Wii Fit Trainer.

Supporters:
CrossoverMan
Reigaheres
Lilfut

 

[Reiga]

I know this will never happen, but I totaly support it! I never cared for the freaking 3DS manual, but it has some really weird stuff they warn you about and i'd be a blast putting stuff like this on a moveset.

 

[Lilfut]

This is a completely awful idea and I support it 100%

 

[YoshiandToad]

Has anyone got an image of this? It sounds delightfully ridiculous and I've never seen it.

 

[Reiga]

Has anyone got an image of this? It sounds delightfully ridiculous and I've never seen it.

I think i'll make a moveset for him in the future.

 

[Wanderer from Roseyard]

He needs a tether recovery involving the way he has the power cord wrapped around the 3DS and plugin.

 

[Reiga]

Safety Manual Man Instructs a Battle!

B (Freezing 3DS): An ar-condicionar appears in a wall next to SMM and he puts his 3DS next to it, he will then throw the handheld, this move can be charged, when charged fully can freeze.

Side-B (Cup-a-Water): SMM get's a cup full of water out of hammer-space and then spills it on the 3DS, he will then be electrocuted and charge at opponents like when Ness is hit by his PK Thunder, has electric properties.

Down-B (Vase Counter): Two tables with vase will appear at both the SMM's sides, if an opponent tries to hit him, he will whack the vases on him or her with his 3DS.

Up-B (3DS on Pocket): SMM sits on a bench with his 3DS on his backpocket, uou can then charge the move and after doing so he stands up and jumps, if he uses it in the air he will fall slowly with the bench when charging and then, after jumping off, the bench falls and can damage opponents.

 

[continuityOfficer]

My new main

 

[Sabrewulf238]

Safety Manual Guy vs. eShop Shopping bag.

Who would win? The world may never know.