The Random Stuff

[dragnet4000]

I came up with this because I was in a drought...

Ganon sees you playin’, ‘cause you ain’t ballin’,
Falcon don’t care who the hell you call in.
Marth is quick, spikes you quick and efficient,
Falco moves so fast, you’d think he’s omnipresent.

Fox with his waveshines, Falcon with the knee,
Two of the fastest characters you will never see.
Falco may be slow, but he combos like hell,
And Jiggs wall-of-pain’s you just as well

Although he’s lacking in the projectile department,
Captain Falcon has power beyond those who fight with bewilderment
Uair, Nair, Bair, Knee,
Combo master, Falcon Punch-ing his way free.

Marth is also without compare,
Everyone fighting fears his D-air.
Predictable coming from the first hit,
But you cannot avoid it, not one bit.

Ice Climbers are unique; they are 2-in-1,
Chain grabbing everyone is so much fun.
Until you get past the Charge shot and missiles,
Samus dominates the board, giving you bristles.

So unless you are someone like SS or Tang,
Skip the tournaments until you get the hang
Of this awesome game, and that’s no joke
Jiggs Bair is hell, and its only a poke.