Zero_Gamer
Smash Master
Link to original post: [drupal=3296]The Legend of Cammycario[/drupal]
So me and Matt4300 have an all night smashfest playing Brawl+ (Lucario+ is maaad broken), watching tons of internet videos, and doing dramatic readings of amazing literary works like Sushi Lagann and Dub Note.
I also played Street Fighter IV with another person, but screw that guy, Ryu is gay. Only real men use Cammy, like me. This is how I am after beating the tar out of such a homo character:
Fast forward to later that night.... or should I say day. I think it was around 7:00AM and Matt4300 and I were the only ones left (he was spending the night) so, in a delirious stupor, I recommended to him that we use a chalkboard to play... The Drawing Game.
Before I continue on, let me explain the rules of The Drawing Game. One person draws a simple picture (a face, a pair of circles, etc.) and then the next person adds something to it. Each person keeps taking turns adding things until every idea is no longer conceivable. Deleting any part of the picture is prohibited.
The first time we played was a picture of Luigi totally tripping balls drinking mushroom fluid from the legendary Pokémon, QDB a.k.a. Quintuple **** Butt while snorting Cocaine with a knife beard while a barber was... putting scissors in his brain. Oh and the back of his head was this guy:
Eventually, however, everything turned into ****s. Pictures of male anatomy in places I thought unfathomable! So we made a new rule, he who draws a **** loses.
Anyway, the second game started with a fierce rivalry between us. Who could go the longest without devolving the game into a bunch of ****s?
My face:
Matt4300's face:
Turn 1:
Staying with the orthodox, I started with a face with big ol' anime eyes.
-Matt counters by making that face attached to another face looking confused and distraught.
Turn 2:
Seeking (**** yeah) not to be outdone by this master of art's strange move, I changed my standard anime face into one trying to purse his lips for a kiss.
-Matt draws eyebrows on my picture to make it look like it's concentrating very hard on kissing.
Turn 3:
I convert the FOCUSED EYEBROWS OF FOCUSING into a very Dragonball Z-like look.
- Matt draws... vomit from the other face.
Turn 4:
With the true power of art, I connect the two faces with one half circle, making it look like a tooth, with each cusp having a face.
- Now seeing the degree of extravagance we can take with this game, Matt stops sandbagging and draws with all his might. His muscles tensed and his face contorted as he revealed his ultimate power:
He changes the picture of vomit coming from one face
So me and Matt4300 have an all night smashfest playing Brawl+ (Lucario+ is maaad broken), watching tons of internet videos, and doing dramatic readings of amazing literary works like Sushi Lagann and Dub Note.
I also played Street Fighter IV with another person, but screw that guy, Ryu is gay. Only real men use Cammy, like me. This is how I am after beating the tar out of such a homo character:
Fast forward to later that night.... or should I say day. I think it was around 7:00AM and Matt4300 and I were the only ones left (he was spending the night) so, in a delirious stupor, I recommended to him that we use a chalkboard to play... The Drawing Game.
Before I continue on, let me explain the rules of The Drawing Game. One person draws a simple picture (a face, a pair of circles, etc.) and then the next person adds something to it. Each person keeps taking turns adding things until every idea is no longer conceivable. Deleting any part of the picture is prohibited.
The first time we played was a picture of Luigi totally tripping balls drinking mushroom fluid from the legendary Pokémon, QDB a.k.a. Quintuple **** Butt while snorting Cocaine with a knife beard while a barber was... putting scissors in his brain. Oh and the back of his head was this guy:
Eventually, however, everything turned into ****s. Pictures of male anatomy in places I thought unfathomable! So we made a new rule, he who draws a **** loses.
Anyway, the second game started with a fierce rivalry between us. Who could go the longest without devolving the game into a bunch of ****s?
My face:
Matt4300's face:
Turn 1:
Staying with the orthodox, I started with a face with big ol' anime eyes.
-Matt counters by making that face attached to another face looking confused and distraught.
Turn 2:
Seeking (**** yeah) not to be outdone by this master of art's strange move, I changed my standard anime face into one trying to purse his lips for a kiss.
-Matt draws eyebrows on my picture to make it look like it's concentrating very hard on kissing.
Turn 3:
I convert the FOCUSED EYEBROWS OF FOCUSING into a very Dragonball Z-like look.
- Matt draws... vomit from the other face.
Turn 4:
With the true power of art, I connect the two faces with one half circle, making it look like a tooth, with each cusp having a face.
- Now seeing the degree of extravagance we can take with this game, Matt stops sandbagging and draws with all his might. His muscles tensed and his face contorted as he revealed his ultimate power:
He changes the picture of vomit coming from one face