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The Cornballer is on Sale (Don't Stop Believing ;))

Cornballer

Smash Apprentice
Joined
Oct 16, 2009
Messages
75
Now, exclusively available through the Bluth Corporation, the Cornballer is one sale starting at $24.95. Illegal in all countries with legal systems, the cornball is an amazing deep fat frier that allows you to enjoy high quality corn destroyed by cheap oils.

Here we have exclusive footage of the cornballer in action, demonstrated by Michael Bluth and later by George Bluth Sr.:
http://s113.photobucket.com/albums/n207/doubledubster/?action=view&current=e64a16b3.flv

As you can see, it is a high tech device and quite useful. With the average user only getting 3 degree burns every other week, it is amazingly safe and stylish. Order before they are all taken (I am not legally liable for selling cornballers, and any complaints cannot be brought onto negligence on my part).

Now to the serious stuff:

Anyone who needs help hacking, PM me on youtube, I'll give you a link to my profile:
http://www.youtube.com/user/illinialex24

Too many auto packages are bricking people's Wii's so don't use them, if you want to do anything more than using codes for games PM me, trust me, its not nearly as safe as it was before, many people have bricked their Wii's over applications including "very safe" ones that weren't coded properly. Preloader, patched updates, all have become dangerous, especially with modifications.

Don't stop believing people: its the journey!

And get a freaking cornballer ;)!
 

Chepe

Smash Lord
Joined
May 1, 2006
Messages
1,146
I loved that joke so much! Especially when they translated it in Spanish!
 
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