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September 23, 2009
My Asian friend; he's quite short, has told me countless times that I'm lucky to have a random *** life. So he suggested I'd start a blog and here I am. These are some random facts about my everyday life:
1. A hobo has been stealing our bottles for about a year now. It's gotten to the point where my Dad has screwed the bottle bags down to our deck and taped death threats onto the bag. There's a bat by our back door in case if he ever hears the bottles shaking.
2. Whenever I say "Why can't we all just be friends" I immediately get hit in the balls by one of my Asians friends while they're arguing.
3. My school is basically China. We're an academic school with a 75% entry requirement and is mostly all Asian. However, I am white. This proves to be a challenge. My friend Luke (Alphicans) and I often shout out white power and make fun of Nazis.
4. I stole the name Frio from a Japanese video game. However it means cold in Spanish. Ever since using the name I've been getting random freaking Spanish people adding me on MSN. At the moment I have about 50 Spanish people on MSN. I don't even know Spanish.
But onto more recent matters. On Monday (Sep 21, 2009) I drank about a litre of milk while watching the House season six 2 hour special. My diarrhea ended this morning. Due to this and past incidents I've been starting to think I'm a little lactose intolerant. However I drink the equivalent of two glasses of milk a day just during lunch at school. fml.
Today was also club day at my school. My short little Asian friend (Garry, he likes fat white man b00bies wanted me to join the anime club. After 15 minutes I finally caved in and went up and signed up. I also asked some questions though. I asked this Asian kid if the club was racist to white people and how an innocent white person like myself could fit in. He said they weren't racist and I doubled checked just to make sure. After taking off this Asian hat he put on me I signed up so my buddy would stop annoying me. After that we went to a store and I bought a Pizza sub. While we came back I found a bunny and chased it. Apparently it was actually two bunnies having sex. So I was quite confused when the one bunny turned into two. After that I ran after my white friend while doing professional muscle man positions.
The final thing about today is my freaking atomic bomb screwed up pizza sub. Apparently some lunatic put the micro wave at power level 9001. I was playing cards when a huge freaking explosion was heard in the cafe. My Pizza sub was stuck to the freaking sides of microwave. GG 5 bucks lost.
September 23, 2009
My Asian friend; he's quite short, has told me countless times that I'm lucky to have a random *** life. So he suggested I'd start a blog and here I am. These are some random facts about my everyday life:
1. A hobo has been stealing our bottles for about a year now. It's gotten to the point where my Dad has screwed the bottle bags down to our deck and taped death threats onto the bag. There's a bat by our back door in case if he ever hears the bottles shaking.
2. Whenever I say "Why can't we all just be friends" I immediately get hit in the balls by one of my Asians friends while they're arguing.
3. My school is basically China. We're an academic school with a 75% entry requirement and is mostly all Asian. However, I am white. This proves to be a challenge. My friend Luke (Alphicans) and I often shout out white power and make fun of Nazis.
4. I stole the name Frio from a Japanese video game. However it means cold in Spanish. Ever since using the name I've been getting random freaking Spanish people adding me on MSN. At the moment I have about 50 Spanish people on MSN. I don't even know Spanish.
But onto more recent matters. On Monday (Sep 21, 2009) I drank about a litre of milk while watching the House season six 2 hour special. My diarrhea ended this morning. Due to this and past incidents I've been starting to think I'm a little lactose intolerant. However I drink the equivalent of two glasses of milk a day just during lunch at school. fml.
Today was also club day at my school. My short little Asian friend (Garry, he likes fat white man b00bies wanted me to join the anime club. After 15 minutes I finally caved in and went up and signed up. I also asked some questions though. I asked this Asian kid if the club was racist to white people and how an innocent white person like myself could fit in. He said they weren't racist and I doubled checked just to make sure. After taking off this Asian hat he put on me I signed up so my buddy would stop annoying me. After that we went to a store and I bought a Pizza sub. While we came back I found a bunny and chased it. Apparently it was actually two bunnies having sex. So I was quite confused when the one bunny turned into two. After that I ran after my white friend while doing professional muscle man positions.
The final thing about today is my freaking atomic bomb screwed up pizza sub. Apparently some lunatic put the micro wave at power level 9001. I was playing cards when a huge freaking explosion was heard in the cafe. My Pizza sub was stuck to the freaking sides of microwave. GG 5 bucks lost.
