Ophelius
Smash Ace
Just a recipe lol. Nothing else, I promise.
Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
1 bottle of tequila
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in the bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. Now, make sure the tequila is still good. Try another cup... just in case. Turn off the mixerer. Break 2 leggs and add to bowl and chuck in the dried fruit.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check consistency. Next, sift two cups of salt or something. Check the kateela again. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Greash the oven. Turn the cake 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Dont forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the cake out the window. Finish off the tequila and wipe counter with cat.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
1 bottle of tequila
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in the bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. Now, make sure the tequila is still good. Try another cup... just in case. Turn off the mixerer. Break 2 leggs and add to bowl and chuck in the dried fruit.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check consistency. Next, sift two cups of salt or something. Check the kateela again. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Greash the oven. Turn the cake 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Dont forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the cake out the window. Finish off the tequila and wipe counter with cat.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!