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Super Smash Bros. John

PineTree2.0

Smash Cadet
Joined
Oct 15, 2015
Messages
28
Location
Indiana
In honor of my brother John. I've decided to make the first official ruleset for his preferred game mode.

First, A littlie backstory. My brother John is the Johniest John to ever john. He's a Fox and Falco main, so he thinks that he's hot s*** for playing the two best characters in the game. He can't take a loss, and he can't handle a win. If he losses, he johns (obviously). If he wins, he'll gloat about it whenever you play him. Over the course of me playing him, he's said that some things are bulls*** or just plain stupid. I've decided to take everything he's said and form them into a ruleset.
-Note: What I put isn't word for word, I've had to change how he said things to make it fit-

  • Banned: All the things listed are banned, and will force you to forfeit the match
    • Wobbles
    • Wavedashing
    • L-Canceling
    • Sheik's f-air
    • Chaingrabs
    • Marth's tipper
    • Falcon's down smash
    • Knee of justice
    • Edgehogging
    • Edgeguarding
    • Rest
    • Peach's d-smash
    • Ganondorf
    • Jigglypuff's b-air
    • Crouch cancelling
    • Projectiles (except Fox and Falco's laser)
    • Peach's float
    • Double jump cancels
    • gimps
    • Dash Dancing
    • DI
    • Johns

  • Gameplay: All things listed will force a stock loss
    • Camping
      • If you do not approach your opponent for at least 10 seconds, you will have to forfeit a stock
    • Combos
      • All combos are to be less than 4 hits, and can not end in a kill move
      • If a character is killed on the first or second attack, and the attack was a kill move, the attacker must forfeit a stock
    • Stalling
      • Any form of stalling is banned. Such as Shino stall, Peach floating off stage, or camping
    • Recovering
      • Once you get knocked off stage, you must decide whether or not you wish to attempt a recovery. If you fail a recovery, you must forfeit your next stock. If you succeed in your recovery, continue the game as normal

  • Stages
    • Only legal stages are Battlefield and Final Destination
    • Accidentaly choosing an illegal stage forces you to lose a match
    • If a player says that a transformation caused them to lose a stock during a recovery attempt, the player who did not die, must forfeit a stock
    • Star KOs do not count, and the player who did not die must forfeit a stock

  • Expceptions
    • If you play Fox or Falco, these rules do not apply to you
    • If your name is John, these rules do not apply to you

-Note: Rules will be updated if anything new happens-

Good luck, Have fun, and no johns
 

DeadBeef

Smash Rookie
Joined
Apr 28, 2015
Messages
21
Location
Waverly, WV
omg hahaha this is funny Shhhhhi*** i want to play a tourney with these rules XD, only because I can play falco XD
 
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