Super Smash Bros. Brawl!

[Arikags]

I hope nobody's already done this, but here's my idea:
For those who aren't at their Wii at the moment, but wanna play Brawl, do the next best thing! Use text to act it out!
Play as you'd regularly play, for example:

A: I use shield breaker to shoot you across the stage!
B: I jump twice and use pikmin chain to recover!


Ok. So, I'm choosing to stay in Smashville, waiting eagerly for an opponent. Oh, and I'm Marth.

 

[Hoshi No Senshi Meta Knight]

I'm joining this, being my main MK, with the Halberd flying over Smashville
(This is an rp correct? Should have gone in descive(sp) forum games.)

 

[MPH Deku]

Suppose we're restricted to actual Brawl characters, huh?

 

[Hoshi No Senshi Meta Knight]

Suppose we're restricted to actual Brawl characters, huh?

I do believe so...

 

[CaptainOlimar123]

Ok,and I am Captain Olimar and I fly my ship over smashville then I jump out and the ship crashes into Tom Nook's store then I pluck out pikmin.

 

[Hoshi No Senshi Meta Knight]

[I feel more comfortable using actual chatroom roleplay style.... shut up.]

Meta Knight: Hmmm? *Had watched Olimar's ship crash into Tom Nook's store*...I sense a battle is about to erupt... *Uses his dimensional cape to teleport down to the battlefield* Gentlemen...

 

[CaptainOlimar123]

I don't even know how this is supposed to work...

 

[StinkomanFan]

Oh! An RP! I love these things! I hope I don't end up derailing this like I always do.....
Dedede:*hears the crash* Hmm? WADDLE DEES! TO THE CRASH! Sounds like a battles going to brew.

 

[Hoshi No Senshi Meta Knight]

I don't even know how this is supposed to work...

Simple, it's a roleplay of ssbb battles...

 

[CaptainOlimar123]

Oh...so it's roleplay.

: Now Pikmin army! Attack!

 

[Deleted member]

I'm Mario and the stage I'm choosing is Meta Knight Battleship. I shall prove to you what thirty years of experience do to you.

 

[Hoshi No Senshi Meta Knight]

[I like your ideas captain...]


: *Reappears in the middle of the stage*...I knew there was going to be a battle... but against Olimar, Marth, myself and...*Looks in the distance*his majesty, was unexpected.... *Steps on a red pikmin*

 

[CaptainOlimar123]

: You killed my Red Pikmin! Now I'm going to spam pikmin throw at you! *spams side b*

 

[MPH Deku]

A yellow streak smashes into the ground where Meta Knight is standing, creating a massive exsplosion of dirt and grass. A dustcloud evelopes the vicinity of the crash; it's impossible to see what's inside.

 

[Hoshi No Senshi Meta Knight]

: GAH!GET THESE THINGS OFF OF ME!*Rapidly swinging his blade into the air attempting to slice all of the pikmin off of himself*, but discontinues his rapid swinging and stares at the crater from the explosion*...What in the name of Popstar?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Here I am! Heh, heh, heh...*swings at Meta knight

 

[Hoshi No Senshi Meta Knight]

: Ack! *Dodges DeDeDe's attack*

 

[CaptainOlimar123]

*looks surprised* what was that yellow thing near MK? *sees waddle dees dedede sent coming after his pikmin* oh sh**

 

[MPH Deku]

Slowly, a figure steps out of the cloud. It is short, rotund, and very pink. It looks around briefly, spots Meta Knight, and then charges at him, screaming "POYOPOYOPOYOPOYOPOYOPOYO!!!!!"

 

[StinkomanFan]

: Dat Kirbeh! *charges toward him*

 

[Hoshi No Senshi Meta Knight]

Meta Knight:...A sudden yelling of poyos?That can only mean it's Kaabii-dono..*Charges at Kirby as well*
Smash ville kid: Dreamland trio much? (I had to...)

 

[MPH Deku]

Kirby hears a fimiliar voice...IT'S DEDEDE! He suddenly forgets about Meta Knight and spins around to face this new adversary, hammer in hand (somehow).

 

[CaptainOlimar123]

*attacking waddle dees away with fists*

 

[CaptainOlimar123]

Ok good now I think I attacked all the waddle dees. *sees pokeball appear out of nowhere* Oooooh *Picks up pokeball and throws near kirby,kind dedede,and mk and arceus appears*

 

[Hoshi No Senshi Meta Knight]

ROFLBIGEDIT

Meta Knight:*Stares at the pokemon* Oh god....

 

[MPH Deku]

Kirby glares at Dedede, oblivious to the fact that the thing standing next to him is basically God.

 

[StinkomanFan]

*dedede drops his hammer* Oh, mah, goodness.....

 

[Hoshi No Senshi Meta Knight]

Meta Knight:...Gentlemen, may I make a suggestion? We can either gang up on Olimar, or run for our lives....

 

[StinkomanFan]

Dedede:....I second that *begins fleeing*

 

[MPH Deku]

Kirby watches Dedede run away from something. He turns and looks into the face of Arceus. Kirby is not intimidated. He begins to inhale.

 

[CaptainOlimar123]

*Sakurai steps in*
Sakurai: Wait a minute! I didn't make Arceus one of the pokeballs in ssbb! *somehow makes arceus disappear*
sh**

 

[StinkomanFan]

Dedede: YOU! How dare you make me look like a fool! *breaks open Olimar's helmet*

 

[MPH Deku]

Kirby stops inhaling and looks around. "Poyo?" he asks.

 

[Hoshi No Senshi Meta Knight]

Meta Knight:*Looks down at Kirby*Just attack the astronaut...

 

[CaptainOlimar123]

oh no! oxygen is poisounus to me! *looks through broken ship for another helmet. finds the helmet and puts it on*

 

[MPH Deku]

Astronaut...? Space guy....? Kirby spots Olimar. He looks at Meta Knight, looks back at Olimar, then waddles over to the short alien thing....the HUMAN-shaped short alien thing.

 

[CaptainOlimar123]

*looks down at kirby*

 

[Arikags]

Marth: Sigh... These poor fools.
*charges*
Hits Olimar with running a and then dancing blade. Off the stage you go!

 

[Hoshi No Senshi Meta Knight]

Meta Knight:*Teleports behind Marth*You're the fool!*Slashes Marth, sending him flying into D3*

 

[CaptainOlimar123]

Olimar: *uses pikmin chain* I'm so glad no one edgeguarded me... *climbs back up to the stage*