Stupid things that you have said

[Frigid_Aztec]

What are some stupid things that you have said? The most recent one that I can think of is this:

So I was talking to this girl on the phone who was in Orlando, it was about 1:30 AM, and I was .................drunk

So anyways I asked her where she was (I asked this question about 6 times, but w/e) and she said that she was on a hammock by the beach. I replied "OMFG get outta there, sharks are in the water!!"

yeah, w/e, I prob. have said stupider stuff, but this was the most recent.

 

[Jammer]

That's pretty funny, Aztec.

Let's see here.... I've said so many dumb things it's not even funny.

When I don't know something, like which basketball team is the favorite to win or something, I sometimes pretend I do, just as a joke. I'll have arguments with people, and I can sometimes hold my own, even though I have no clue what they're talking about.

The bad part is that sometimes they think I'm just ********, which, I must admit, I can come across as.

Among the dumbest things I have done is said that a basketball team just picked up the best player from a hockey team, so they are sure to win when the two teams play in the Super Bowl.

I knew I didn't have a clue what I was talking about, but the kids I said that to didn't. I was sort of mocking them (sometimes it's fun to mock people without them knowing when you need to relax), because they were obsessed with sports. But you should have seen the dirty looks I got.

 

[Vinnie275]

Don't drink and dial.

I've proposed marriage twice over the phone when I was drunk, and regretting it very very much!

 

[Frigid_Aztec]

Don't drink and dial.

I've proposed marriage twice over the phone when I was drunk, and regretting it very very much!

haven't done anything like that yet

 

[Marthmaster92]

stupidest thing i've ever said?

i seen a picture of a guy and his wife that my friend showed me, *somebody he knew* and when i seen it, he asked me if i could make a thought caption for the guy. *for fun* my caption:

"Buttsecks?"

not necessarily stupid, but funny.

my brother at one time did have a good blonde moment.

"WTF?! These Ice Cubes are frozen!"

he meant to say they were stuck to the plastic bin, but it came out like that. greatest thing of all time.

 

[CodaBear17]

stupidest thing i've ever said?

i seen a picture of a guy and his wife that my friend showed me, *somebody he knew* and when i seen it, he asked me if i could make a thought caption for the guy. *for fun* my caption:

"Buttsecks?"

not necessarily stupid, but funny.

my brother at one time did have a good blonde moment.

"WTF?! These Ice Cubes are frozen!"

he meant to say they were stuck to the plastic bin, but it came out like that. greatest thing of all time.

Lmao if my bro said that I would have died laughing along with a sarcastic remark

 

[Pluvia's other account]

I was sitting in my room watching a DVD with Robin when my sister came in and said:

"What are you doing! I want the DVD player! Give me the DVD player!"

"Uh wait!" I said "The film will be done in half an hour! Come back then!"

So she left, then came back 15 Minutes later.

"What's taking so long! Give me the DVD player!"

Me: "I said half an hour!"

"You said half an hour 15 Minutes ago!"

 

[maxieman]

"wtf is with this global warming, im gonna write a letter to Al Gore and tell him to stop makin it warm"

 

[dr.neo]

What are some stupid things that you have said? The most recent one that I can think of is this:

So I was talking to this girl on the phone who was in Orlando, it was about 1:30 AM, and I was .................drunk

So anyways I asked her where she was (I asked this question about 6 times, but w/e) and she said that she was on a hammock by the beach. I replied "OMFG get outta there, sharks are in the water!!"

yeah, w/e, I prob. have said stupider stuff, but this was the most recent.

Nah that as stupider as it gets.

 

[Keku]

I told a few girls that just had eaten candy or something like that that sumo-wrestling is a perfectly fine hobby. I'm not quite sure if they understood I wasn't serious.