STD - Slightly Tilted Dongs the Official Crew Thread

[starcock]

I was wondering who else wants to join my crew, they are a few spots left. My crew name is STD- Slightly Tilted Dongs

People who are apart of STD- Slightly Tilted Dongs
1. Crew Leader-Starcock

2. Mango

3. Oorah Kabra (The only man on the team with a real STD)

4. Dot Eater ( He eats dots? that is abnormal behavior)

5. SLAYERColdKiLr( He still has the intelligence of a rodent) http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=99252&page=138

6. Random *****

7. Koolaid man

8. h1roshi

9. Eggm( He will 4 c0ck you on lag tvs, suns in his eyes or while not caring, either way, you still lose.

10. Teczero/official pimp( The ladies love him more than just for his tec, but for his 8 inch 0 and his ability to "smash")

11. teh spamerer( The one responsible for all those ***** enlargment ads in your email)

12. Cowtipper94872762546364573(c0cktipper for short) the man who loves c0ck) i am still worried about this BTW.

13. Slikvik - He has the ablity to beat you in smash and take your girl, he also has a leather fetish .


Members fired
Daigo(SF) - He can't play smash for ****.


Pending
M2K(Working on it, I ran out of hentai lyn pictures as payments)
KDJ(He left me a voice mail; saying he will think about it)
Mufasa(Can't anymore, thanks to Scar killing him)


Rejected members
Bombsoldier
That yummy lobster
Porkrhymes



These are currently the best crews in the world. I didn't make the list because my crew is to new.

1. Montage
2. Nubs Anonynous
3. S.W.A.T
4. DA
5. Killa Fleet
6. Socal Crew
7. Blade Breakers
8. TSA
9. Reno Crew
10. Tunes

Don't get to excited about the list because it is in reverse.


Welcome all.

 

[_Yes!_]

Starcock I would love to be a part of STD. Would you please consider me?

 

[starcock]

Starcock I would love to be a part of STD. Would you please consider me?

Hmm, well, not sure. I mean, cows? Sonic?. Your alligence seems to be with different animals. Pledge your loyalty to the c0ck and spread the word. I have to research you somemore. You will be in pending. Look below.



Pending
Cowtipper(If you join you have to change your name to c0cktipper)

 

[starcock]

Ok people, stop pming me about the entertainment for the thread. Here you go. Now that this is some live nude bird, guaranteed to make weasel do the lambada.

 

[Venom NY]

I was wondering who else wants to join my crew, they are a few spots left. My crew name is STD- Slightly Tilted Dongs

People who are apart of STD- Slightly Tilted Dongs
1. Crew Leader-Starcock
2. Mango
3. Oorah Kabra
4. Dot Eater
5. SLAYERColdKiLr
6. Daigo (From SF)
7. Koolaid man
8. h1roshi




Pending
M2K(Working on it, I ran out of hentai lyn pictures as payments)
Eggm(Might be apart of two Crews)
KDJ(He left me a voice mail; saying he will think about it)
Random *****
Mufasa(Can't anymore, thanks to Scar killing him)
Bombsoldier(I am most likely gonna tell him no)

These are currently the best crews in the world. I didn't make the list because my crew is to new.

1. Montage
2. Nubs Anonynous
3. S.W.A.T
4. DA
5. Killa Fleet
6. Socal Crew
7. Blade Breakers
8. TSA
9. Reno Crew
10. Tunes

Don't get to excited about the list because it is in reverse.


Welcome all.

**** i still dont know who this is LOL my crew is top?lmao random

 

[Teczer0]

This thread and topic is made of win >_>.

*Subscribes to thread*

>_> <_<

Can I be an Honorary member?

amazing

 

[Inui]

Montage is beast.

 

[_Yes!_]

Hmm, well, not sure. I mean, cows? Sonic?. Your alligence seems to be with different animals. Pledge your loyalty to the c0ck and spread the word. I have to research you somemore. You will be in pending. Look below.



Pending
Cowtipper(If you join you have to change your name to c0cktipper)

i promise i'll be loyal! I love c0ck! xD i'll make a sig about c0ck tomorrow to prove it!

 

[teh_spamerer]

Can I join this crew? Starcock has been my inspiration to continue playing smash.

 

[starcock]

Ok my children, you are now in pending. Cowtipper on the otherhand, I am unsure what kind of c0cks he actually says he loves, this is cause for concern but still pending. This is one of the reasons that Bailey couldn't join because of his love for "c0ck".

 

[_Yes!_]

Starcock I was talking about the same c0ck you were!

 

[starcock]

You are mistaken you simple minded ameba. You are not suppose to love c0ck intemently. Your choice, but as for Starcock, this is what he loves...

Shaved *****.

**** i still dont know who this is LOL my crew is top?lmao random

This proves my theory. "Don't get to excited about the list because it is in reverse."

 

[Luck-NYC/NJ]

LOL STARCOCK WHO THE **** ARE YOU??

will this crew be doing crew battles?

 

[Teczer0]

Simply amazing

Hooked on Phonics LMFAO

Starcock ftw

 

[Eggm]

I'll be in both crews.

 

[dot_eater]

ummmmmm who r u guys? when did i join this crew

 

[pockyD]

i think it's implied that samus players love the c0ck

 

[starcock]

ummmmmm who r u guys? when did i join this crew

Well, you instant messeged me the other day drunk as hell, going on about how you were playing ping pong with Cactuar and lost multiple times. After that defeat, you said you lost all feelings in your flexible monkey and requested to join my crew. I said, well, is it tilted to the left or the right? you said right so I allowed you in the crew. Do you remember now?


By tomorrow, all people pending will be updated. (Nothing to worry about Eggm, except for that nasty **** living under your bed. Probably Bombsoldier)

 

[_Yes!_]

here's your c0cktipper:

 

[slikvik]

I wish to join STD immediately

 

[starcock]

here's your c0cktipper:

That is F*cking distgusting. Did you google c0cks for a half an hour and then slapped it on someones premature sig? I am offended and this proves your unworthyness to join my crew. The only way you could join now is to money match Eggm and take him down to one
c0ck.


pending
slikvik

 

[_Yes!_]

That is F*cking distgusting. Did you google c0cks for a half an hour and then slapped it on someones premature sig? I am offended and this proves your unworthyness to join my crew. The only way you could join now is to money match Eggm and take him down to one
c0ck.


pending
slikvik

actually i made the background on my own. it took me about an hour to make actually. and i've never met eggm...how can i money match him?

 

[starcock]

I edited the first page, Those of you who made it are now up there. On another note, I keep harrassing M2K to make up his mind but he made this awkward face at me and proceeded to bite me. I asked him why did he do such a thing? he replied with some mario bros analogy. I mean, what the f*ck does that have to do with anything? Whateverm, me and him are on unspeaking terms right now but he is the best in the world so I will look the other way and wait for him to decide if he still wants to join the crew, with or without Lyn pics.

 

[dot_eater]

Well, you instant messeged me the other day drunk as hell, going on about how you were playing ping pong with Cactuar and lost multiple times. After that defeat, you said you lost all feelings in your flexible monkey and requested to join my crew. I said, well, is it tilted to the left or the right? you said right so I allowed you in the crew. Do you remember now?


By tomorrow, all people pending will be updated. (Nothing to worry about Eggm, except for that nasty **** living under your bed. Probably Bombsoldier)

hey!!!! we keep that sh*t to ourselves

 

[slikvik]

Can my SlikDik join? Its been considered for the NJ power rankings recently

 

[Rockin]

so, what's the requirments to being in this crew?

 

[starcock]

Sorry dot eater, you forgot and I thought it was my obligatory duty to inform you of your past, even though it was utter disgusting and sexual.

Slikdik? You have to wite a 2 pargraph essay on how your dik is indeed of the slik variety.

the requirments to join is that you have to have a tilted *****; to the right(not left mind you) and you have to be a good smasher, ******* slave or a single celled organism.

 

[Mic_128]

Just no. Seriously.