starcock
Smash Journeyman
- Joined
- Sep 17, 2007
- Messages
- 230
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- Starcock
Look, up there! in the sky!
it is a bird? no
it is a plane? no
It is a huge co.ck that speaks.
Starcock Confirmed!
Wow, I was at E for all and playing smash bros brawl, it was sicker than a dead ***** with cancer. Game is slightly slower but still good, as far as I could tell, there is no wave dashing or L canceling. I would of got this info to you guys sooner but I was banned.
To keep from being banned again, these are the people/things not allowed in my thread
1. Upside down goldfish
2. Clifford the dog
3. Used toilet paper
4. Flaco
As for more information , Fox is, I am afraid slightly toned down and shining is just awkward but that didn't stop me from using his massive co...new gun and his superior speed. Sonic is faster and relies on all spin dash attacks but he is cool, needs some tim eto get used to of course but just be glad, he is in the "fray".
Link has a new dark link costume, he also can charge his spin like some crazy beast creature but I assure you that link is now in the americas....I mean his spin doesn't spike you or push you back as far anymore.
Since wave dashing is out, I discovered a new tech which I will name Co.ck riding. Then again some guys beat me in posting it but we all know I found it out. Wtf ink drop? sounds like some form of genital warts. I will rename that move to Co.ck riding as I suggested above. The next is Dash brake which is a cool name but I don't recall them using any type of mobile vechile to "brake" so I will rename that one the Co.ck and stop which you acctually stop. Remember these terms my friends, I shall get more for you all as I *** all over your face...umm, I mean as I come up with more, yeah....yeah.
it is a bird? no
it is a plane? no
It is a huge co.ck that speaks.
Starcock Confirmed!
Wow, I was at E for all and playing smash bros brawl, it was sicker than a dead ***** with cancer. Game is slightly slower but still good, as far as I could tell, there is no wave dashing or L canceling. I would of got this info to you guys sooner but I was banned.
To keep from being banned again, these are the people/things not allowed in my thread
1. Upside down goldfish
2. Clifford the dog
3. Used toilet paper
4. Flaco
As for more information , Fox is, I am afraid slightly toned down and shining is just awkward but that didn't stop me from using his massive co...new gun and his superior speed. Sonic is faster and relies on all spin dash attacks but he is cool, needs some tim eto get used to of course but just be glad, he is in the "fray".
Link has a new dark link costume, he also can charge his spin like some crazy beast creature but I assure you that link is now in the americas....I mean his spin doesn't spike you or push you back as far anymore.
Since wave dashing is out, I discovered a new tech which I will name Co.ck riding. Then again some guys beat me in posting it but we all know I found it out. Wtf ink drop? sounds like some form of genital warts. I will rename that move to Co.ck riding as I suggested above. The next is Dash brake which is a cool name but I don't recall them using any type of mobile vechile to "brake" so I will rename that one the Co.ck and stop which you acctually stop. Remember these terms my friends, I shall get more for you all as I *** all over your face...umm, I mean as I come up with more, yeah....yeah.
I don't want to alarm you but this stuff makes me cry at night, I could never sleep. I miss the days I used to sleep like a dead person, rotting with mario fungus in the background but those days are long gone.