Solid Snake pretty much has a case on American actress and lover of sea mammals, Hayden Panettiere, and would like to **** her. I know, that makes my blood boil too 
. It all started when Mei Ling was surfing the web, and Snake eavesdropped on her and saw an appealing photo of her on the internet. Snake has stated his wiener turned all stiff and he had to let it out in Colonel's flower garden. But that didn't end there. Snake found other pictures of Hayden and has taped them to the inside of his cardboard box. He was upset that there was no porn of her. But still he got hungover one night and claimed to have ***** her the next morning, only to find out it was another Snake. Colonel fired him and kicked his ***. But Snake didn't quit. Now that he's out of a job, and with a new suit, Snake now pursues Hayden in California. The gang hears about this awful news and immediately tries to draw him back, but to no avail. Snake later sees that Hayden is with her boyfriend and Captain Falcon and gets all jealous, so he then attempts to defeat Ike and Captain Falcon, and also tries to seduce her then and there. Note: This is not my style. And I definately am not intrested in seducing her myself. You'll understand better in the descriptions. This paragraph would sound funny with Speakonia. Enjoy, nonetheless. It's starts here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKAbSZuDAyU
. It all started when Mei Ling was surfing the web, and Snake eavesdropped on her and saw an appealing photo of her on the internet. Snake has stated his wiener turned all stiff and he had to let it out in Colonel's flower garden. But that didn't end there. Snake found other pictures of Hayden and has taped them to the inside of his cardboard box. He was upset that there was no porn of her. But still he got hungover one night and claimed to have ***** her the next morning, only to find out it was another Snake. Colonel fired him and kicked his ***. But Snake didn't quit. Now that he's out of a job, and with a new suit, Snake now pursues Hayden in California. The gang hears about this awful news and immediately tries to draw him back, but to no avail. Snake later sees that Hayden is with her boyfriend and Captain Falcon and gets all jealous, so he then attempts to defeat Ike and Captain Falcon, and also tries to seduce her then and there. Note: This is not my style. And I definately am not intrested in seducing her myself. You'll understand better in the descriptions. This paragraph would sound funny with Speakonia. Enjoy, nonetheless. It's starts here.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKAbSZuDAyU