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Snake's King Dedede Codec Conversation

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FoxMaster77

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Snake: Colonel, what's this weird blue penguin?
Colonel: That's King Dedede, Snake. Be very careful of his giant mallet.
Snake: Giant...Mallet? OH COME ON!
Colonel: Oh, and if he takes flight-
Snake:F-flight? Penguins can't fly! PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!!!
 
Chepe

Chepe

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Haha! I seriously cant wait to hear each and every one of Snake's codecs. I will bet each one will be unlocked just by playing the character on the Shadow Moses Island stage once...
 
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Brawlman

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Snake: Uhh...Otacon? Is that a BLUE penguin...With a hammer?

Otacon: Yes. That's Dedede. The self-proclaimed king of Dreamland.

Snake: It has a hammer...

Otacon: Also be careful when he jumps. He weighs a lot, so don't let him fall on you.

Snake:....Why does a penguin have a hammer?

Otacon: Focus Snake!
 
Yaya

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Snake: What Is That?

Otacon: That's King Dedede, he is the king of Dreamland.

Snake: What's with the hammer?

Otacon: It is his primary weapon, Snake, he can swing it at amazing force, there is also one gimmick to the hammer.

Snake: What do you mean?

Octacon: It can-

Snake: No need to explain anymore, Otacon, I can see it myself.
 
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SolidSonic

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Snake: Is that a flying penguin with a hammer...?

Colonel: Yes, yes it is.

Snake: ..... (disapproving grunt)

Colonel: His name is King Dedede, the self proclaimed King of Dreamland.

Snake: Dreamland, huh?

Colonel: Thats right, Dreamland. Snake whats wrong with you?

Snake: Nothing, just beginning to feel like I'm in a dream...

Colonel: Snake you've seen plenty of strange things on battle before.. Focus on the mission! Take out that penguin!!

Snake: Got it!
 
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Dragonbreath

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Snake: . . .Colonel?

Colonel: Yes, Snake?

S: That penguin just hit me with a hammer.

C: Yes, his name is Dedede. He rules a place called Dreamland, you see, and. . .

S: No. Wait.

C. . . .What?

S: The. Penguin. Hit. Me. With. A. HAMMER.

C: He does that to everyone.

S: Really? How interesting.

C: Yes, so you see. . .

S: WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS ANY OF THIS WEIRD?!?!

C: Snake, you'll grow old before your time if you don't learn to relax.

S: What's that supposed to mean?

C: . . .Never mind.
 
MarthTrinity

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Snake: Colonel! Who is this big blue bird?!

Colonel: Snake, that's King Dedede, the self-proclaimed king of Dreamland!

Snake: Dreamland...?

Colonel: Yes, it's the land that Kirby lives in.

Snake: The little pink guy who keeps eating my headband?

Colonel: The exact same one.

Snake: So...this entire place is just a dream?

Colonel: Snake, nobody said that. You've been playing the game for an awfully long time, don't you think it's time to turn it off?

Snake: So if this is a dream...I can fly! *leaps off edge*

Colonel: Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!! *Fission Mailed*
 
smashbot226

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LOL.

Somebody sig that!


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Snake: Otacon, this penguin has a hammer!

Otacon: That's Dedede, Snake. He's the ruler of Dreamland and his hammer is one of his weapons.

Snake: What do you mean ONE OF his weapons???

Otacon: His weight also acts as a weapon. Be careful of him or he'll squash you. Also, he throws these weird Kirby-like things called Waddle Dees...

Snake: Waddle Dees? Kirby-like? You mean that pink puffball?

Otacon: Yes, like Kirby. But sometimes he'll throw Waddle Doos or Gordos.

Snake: WADDLE DOOS?!? GORDOS?!? This guy is weird...

Otacon: He's also known to swallow people and spit them with great force.

Snake: Just what we need, ANOTHER sucker! Time to split this guy open!

Otacon: Snake! There's one more thing about his hammer...

Snake: Holy... IT TRANSFORMED!!!

Otacon: Yes, and it deals massive damage. However, if you can hit him first, he'll take as much damage.

Snake: I swear... what's next, a little psychic boy or two eskimos?!?

Otacon: Uuh...

Snake: OH COME ON!
 
Spartan64

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S: Colonel, whats with that blue penguin?

C: Thats dedede, king of dreamland. watch out for his hammer, it's mechanized.

S: ah, i never realized that penguins could be so tecnologicly advanced.
 
ThoraxeRMG

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smashbot226 said:
LOL.

Somebody sig that!


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Snake: Otacon, this penguin has a hammer!

Otacon: That's Dedede, Snake. He's the ruler of Dreamland and his hammer is one of his weapons.

Snake: What do you mean ONE OF his weapons???

Otacon: His weight also acts as a weapon. Be careful of him or he'll squash you. Also, he throws these weird Kirby-like things called Waddle Dees...

Snake: Waddle Dees? Kirby-like? You mean that pink puffball?

Otacon: Yes, like Kirby. But sometimes he'll throw Waddle Doos or Gordos.

Snake: WADDLE DOOS?!? GORDOS?!? This guy is weird...

Otacon: He's also known to swallow people and spit them with great force.

Snake: Just what we need, ANOTHER sucker! Time to split this guy open!

Otacon: Snake! There's one more thing about his hammer...

Snake: Holy... IT TRANSFORMED!!!

Otacon: Yes, and it deals massive damage. However, if you can hit him first, he'll take as much damage.

Snake: I swear... what's next, a little psychic boy or two eskimos?!?

Otacon: Uuh...

Snake: OH COME ON!
Click to expand...

I laughed so hard. :laugh:
 
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TidalSpiral

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Snake: ... what the ****.
Colonel: Dedede, Dreamland royalty. Has a bad temper and a badder mallet.
Snake: And enough water-weight to sink a cruiseship.
Colonel: Don't let him fall on you, and for God's sake don't pet the Waddle Doo!
Snake: What, this? It's just a little guy with a big eye-yai-YAAAAA!!!
 
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GoldenIke

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*Incoming Transmistion*
Press Start

Snake: Otacon, is that... a penguin!?

Otacon: Unfortunatly, yes snake. He is kirby's arch-rival. He appeared in many of the games.

Snake: So, how powerful is he

Otacon: Well watch out for his hammer, inside its mechanical and packs a punch. Also, he throws Woodle-dees and other stuff at people, they can pack a punch.

Snake: mmm... Penguin on a stick

Otacon: We're you even listening Snake?

Snake: Uhhh sure gonna go eat now
"starts a fire"

*end Transmission*
 
Blade Knight

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Snake:Colonel what IS that?
Colonel:That Is King DeDeDe the king of dreamland.
Snake:Hey Colonel how and why do you know all this but never tell me?
Colonel:You got out voted anyway that hammer is powerful and has as advenced technology inside.
Snake:Ok but why did i get out voted?
Colonel:Thats not the point Snake he's also very heavy so watch out and dodge well!
Snake:Awnser me Colo......
Colonel:*Hangs up* Another girl scout Otacon.
Otacon:Another one?
 
LuLLo

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Snake: Colonel, I've encountered some sort of blue penguin with a hammer...

Colonel: That's Dedede, the self-proclaimed king of Dreamland, Kirby's homeland. Ever since his defeat
in his first game appearance he's on pissed of penguin with the need to smack people around
with his hammer...he really has some issues...

Snake: Enough of his personality, any weak spots? Any strategies?

Colonel: Well, you should watch out for his...

Snake: AAARRGH!! *Sucking sounds*

Colonel: Snake?! Are you there? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAKE?!?!?!

Dedede: What ya say 'bout my issues?!

Colonol: .......?

Dedede: Yeah that's right, I'm coming for ya!!

Colonol: ....Okaaay...

Dedede: Eat THIS Sucka!!

Colonol: WHAT?! How did you get he....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!
 
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TidalSpiral

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LuLLo said:
Snake: Colonel, I've encountered some sort of blue penguin with a hammer...

Colonel: That's Dedede, the self-proclaimed king of Dreamland, Kirby's homeland. Ever since his defeat
in his first game appearance he's on pissed of penguin with the need to smack people around
with his hammer...he really has some issues...

Snake: Enough of his personality, any weak spots? Any strategies?

Colonel: Well, you should watch out for his...

Snake: AAARRGH!! *Sucking sounds*

Colonel: Snake?! Are you there? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAKE?!?!?!

Dedede: What ya say 'bout my issues?!

Colonol: .......?

Dedede: Yeah that's right, I'm coming for ya!!

Colonol: ....Okaaay...

Dedede: Eat THIS Sucka!!

Colonol: WHAT?! How did you get he....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!
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:D Gangsta.
 
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