Yes, finally! I get to make a moveset for the greatest character of all time...
The Option House Guy (From the original Mario Party)
Speed: 4/5
Power: 3/5
Weight: 1/5
Size: 1/5
Jump: 3/5
Taunt: Dances for brief moment to Mario Party Theme
Alt. Costumes:
-Bank Guard coloring
-Mini Game Seller coloring
-Shop Guy coloring and mustache
A: Whacks with head
AA: Whacks again
AAA: Whacks twice, then quickly flips and kicks with feet
<A>: Slices with broken Juke Box record
^A: Thrusts Juke Box record into air
v A: Swirls said record around in circle
Running A: Takes two records and swipes them in an "X" pattern
Jump A: Punches with both fists
<A>: Karate chops
^A: Slams head upward
v A: Flips; hits with head
Grab A: A swift punch to the gut
<Grab>: Holds on stomach and throws forward (Think how Jaz gets thrown out of Will's house on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

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^ Grab: Tosses shortly in air and kicks upwards
v Grab: Throws to ground; elbows and sends upwards
B: SFX Parrot imitates an opponent's voice and throws and creates a low-range wave; if voice matches that of character hit, damage is doubled
<B>: Uses Mono/Stereo changing soundwave in a long-range wave
^B: Uses Mono/Stereo wave directly upward
v B: Enveloped by sound; immune to projectiles
<Smash>: Stabs SFX parrot forward
^ Smash: Swipes parrot in a sweeping motion upwards
v Smash: Parrot extends wingspan to cover both sides
Final Smash: Uses "Erase all Data" switch; all opponents are slowed down and controls reversed
(If he, by some freak accident, makes it into Brawl, I'll die happy.

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