Shobede beebop.

[Peeze]

Hey guys I'm back!(you were gone?)
Anything new on smashboards? Seen a thread about banning mods. lol somebody saw Che.
Same basic people running this *****? I seen some new mod chick, with a few x's a v and a couple i's in her name. Or is that post-op xsyven?
Shobede beebop.

I forgot how much there is to do outside once you get off the interwebs. I saw a tree, i non pixelated woman and relearned how to walk and eat solid food. Still working on pooping without the help of diapers.

I tried goldschlager(?) for the 1st time, nothing special there. I feel like a babbling school girl. I'm so excited i almost forgot how 2 use a keyboard. I was out of the country for a few months figuring out ways to smuggle in absinthe only 2 find its now legal, in the US. lol. Isn't it ironic(Alanis Morissete)

Ok im done. tell me stuff guys

 

[Tom]

Sup Peeze.

Xiivi is a dude, not a chick; he looks like a ****ster adam sandler. Azua is an administrator now, named Queen Killjoy, and a lot of awesome shiz has happened. I'm a super moderator now, but nothing really changed but the black hair turned blond. Though April fools was a few days ago and you didn't miss much.

Glad you're almost back to pooping properly. I've always said defecation is a man's second best friend. And one time I saw a tree and was like, "wow these graphics are really good." Or maybe I was at a soccer game? So I know exactly how you feel. Except for the inebriation.

Speaking of which, the rules haven't changed. No topics about basically nothing, and no topics about being a doo doo drunk.

 

[Evil Eye]

watchout i'm drinkghin ant modding hrhahghghgghgh


tom gimme the keyas uyour too drunk to drihgve

 

[Tom]

u dont no me

dont act like u no me

tarbender i need a druther nink

i think ill poast on smash bordes when i get hom

 

[Evil Eye]

n o mna img serious ok i od hit because i loeve yo umang gimge the keys

 

[Evil Eye]

idn't hwant toh rurt you

 

[Tom]

You feel like a babbling school girl

 

[Evil Eye]

Contrary to popular belief, it is not actually ironic when it rains on your wedding day. It just blows.

 

[Tom]

It's ironic when it rains in YOUR marriage, because your wife is a blimp.

I reign on this topic like a **** parade.

 

[Evil Eye]

This forum has gone wrong.

 

[Tom]

If your keep continuing to mod abuse your powers at the SWF, I will have to report you to the staffs.

Good day.

 

[Evil Eye]

Well, come on, just try to look at it from my perspective. You can clearly see that it has a glossy finish, and-







Overcome by a sudden movement in my arms, my shoulders begin to quake, as the motion transfers through my incredibly stiff arms to my hands and back again.

 

[Evil Eye]

The motion continues up into my head, and I exhale it into Tom's face.

 

[Tom]

The energy hits me like a gust of wind, blowing my head back, and consequently my body back, like the matrix. As my head rolls back forwards, the pulse moves through my torso and divides to my legs, which bend outwards and then inwards. When it hits my feet, I kick it up like a hackey-sack and headbutt it back to Evil Eye.

 

[Evil Eye]

I catch the motion betwen my hands and roll it into a ball, which rolls between my forearms to my elbows and biceps, leaning me backward, before rolls back and and I manage to dropkick it back to Tom.

 

[Tom]

I duck very low and catch the ball on the back of my neck, having to adjust to the right a bit to make sure I catch it. I counterbalance back to the left and to the right, until I dip a bit and thrust it off of my neck... catching it on my nose. I bob and weave like a seal before again thrusting it forwards and chest bumping it to Evil Eye.

 

[Evil Eye]

I do a handstand and catch the motion between my feet, and it ripples through my body like an ocean wave, right down to my hands and back. I fall forward, tumbling like Gene Wilder, and fling it back to Tom.

 

[Tom]

EE flings it too high, so I have to sprint a few steps back and reach and jump to catch it -- but of course I catch it. Phew, I brush my brow... and some gets on me. Ugh, I shake my head vigorously until its all off. Leaning down to the ground to gather it all into a ball, I pick it up with my right arm, lift it high, and let it roll down my arm, neck, and down my left arm. I then throw it behind-the-back to Evil Eye. Think fast!

 

[Evil Eye]

I leap, spinning until my body is horizontal, and catch it right in my abdomen. My body pulls a starfish as the motion carries me into the wall. The energy reaches its peak at all points of my body, then travels back to my core as I land, drooping, and power down.

 

[Tom]

I moonwalk slide over to my robot. Cradling my chin, I look at how his powered-down arm slowly moves like a pendulum, back and forth. I then take a look at Peeze, who is completely bewildered.

I grab Evil Eye's arms and tuck them into his side. Bending him forwards, I tuck his chin. Bending his knees in and folding his arms around his legs, I push him into a cube. I then lift him with one arm and walk away.

It is official. Peeze, you got served.

 

[Azua]

What the ****.