Shaq: A Cleveland cop?

[Chronodiver Lokii]

Its true. The star Cavs player is currently working towards becoming a cleveland area cop at the moment (he just got his gun license).

He says he's going to work with cleveland cops and the internet task force to crack down on child predators.

If i see him on patrol (if he goes on patrol) when driving, i think ima wave spastically. That'll be fun

 

[SharkAttack]

Just imagine getting pulled over by Shaq lol. I wouldn't know what to think. It would suck getting a ticket but be awsome to come across one of the best NBA players of all time. At least you'd get his autograph on the ticket.

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

Lol i'd probably freak out. He's intimidating. My dad was saying we should just stick the child predators in a room with Shaq for a few minutes. they'd learn their lesson XD
And true true. Ticket autograph haha
-notices youre from ohio too-
I hope we get to see him as a cop haha thatd be hilarious!

 

[Peeze]

He was a deputy before. In LA and Orlando. Nothing new.

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

Its definatly new for ohioans. We never get any interesting stuff other than crime. :/

 

[Peeze]

You guys got Lebron, a nfl team, and the browns, and the hall of fame and you guys had the drew carey show.

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

...the Browns...oh lordy xD;
Thats all i need to say....
(worst starting QB in the league...Derek Anderson)

 

[Scott!]

That's pretty awesome, actually. Any reason why in Cleveland? I mean, we all know Cleveland Rocks, but beyond that? All I know is that if I were a child predator in something like the Dateline NBC To Catch A Predator bits, except with Shaq instead of Chris Hanson, I would be terrified. Shaq can mess you up; he knows Shaq Fu.

 

[CRASHiC]

Hopefully this will go better than his baseball.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

I'd be scared ****less if someone of shaq's nature pulled me over.

 

[Tom]

peeze keeping it real. cleveland kinda sucks but shaq was a cop in orlando already. theres a very funny Katt Williams standup bit about Shaq the cop that I probably can't link to and get away with it. LOL. google it bro.

yeah if i drove by him i would probably shoot a ghost free-throw with my hands.

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

I'd be scared ****less if someone of shaq's nature pulled me over.

Same xD
I'm already scared enough to drive through cleveland (not just because of some of the crazy people...but the traffic...its scary. people going 70+ mph around the 35mph Dead Mans Curve, one of the worst areas to drive in cleveland.)

@Scott: Well, he was a cop in the other cities he played in, so i guess he's gonna help out Cleveland now. TIME TO SCARE SOME CRIMINALS! :D

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

I'm not surprised, Shaq is a G.