Bismo Funyuns
Smash Apprentice
In case you don't know what a sex kick is, it is the name given to a very common variety of nair where the fighter sticks one leg straight out horizontally in front of them. It is strange in that it does damage long after it stops moving, usually decreasing. But let's stop being serious here, on with the list.
1. Sheik: Sheik has tight clothes, long legs, and amazing flexibility. Her back lag goes back so far, so her gap is sooo open.
2. Samus: Samus doesn't go quite as far as Sheik, but she's in a space suit, knowing what she's like without it, just imagine how far she could stick that leg out with the Zero Suit.
3. Dr. Mario: Mario has the unusual property of his sex kick getting stronger the later it stays out. All girls like a guy who can get stronger as time goes on.
4. Fox: He's pretty, dare I say, Foxy. (I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself.)
5. Mario: I couldn't care less.
6. Link: OoT Adult Link is pretty hot from the waist up. If only he wore real pants. Just imagine what opponents see when he lifts his leg up for the nair.
7. Falco: Falco's an animal, thinking birds are sexy is wrong.
8. Luigi: With the flailing body parts and high incessant shrieks, Luigi is far from sexy.
9. Young Link: He has all the problems of Link, but he's also a kid, which makes it even more messed up.
10. Yoshi: He just sticks out his boot. AND he's a cartoon dinosaur.
11. Jigglypuff: The problem with Puff having a sex kick rests in the fact that she kinda doesn't have legs...
1. Sheik: Sheik has tight clothes, long legs, and amazing flexibility. Her back lag goes back so far, so her gap is sooo open.
2. Samus: Samus doesn't go quite as far as Sheik, but she's in a space suit, knowing what she's like without it, just imagine how far she could stick that leg out with the Zero Suit.
3. Dr. Mario: Mario has the unusual property of his sex kick getting stronger the later it stays out. All girls like a guy who can get stronger as time goes on.
4. Fox: He's pretty, dare I say, Foxy. (I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself.)
5. Mario: I couldn't care less.
6. Link: OoT Adult Link is pretty hot from the waist up. If only he wore real pants. Just imagine what opponents see when he lifts his leg up for the nair.
7. Falco: Falco's an animal, thinking birds are sexy is wrong.
8. Luigi: With the flailing body parts and high incessant shrieks, Luigi is far from sexy.
9. Young Link: He has all the problems of Link, but he's also a kid, which makes it even more messed up.
10. Yoshi: He just sticks out his boot. AND he's a cartoon dinosaur.
11. Jigglypuff: The problem with Puff having a sex kick rests in the fact that she kinda doesn't have legs...
