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SEHS
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
SEHS (Sudden Exploded Head Syndrome), also known in the pseudo-scientific community as Hyper-Cerebral Electrosis, or HCE, is a condition believed to be caused by overloading the brain with the body's own electricity through intense thinking and concentration, resulting in the spontaneous combustion or volatile explosion of the patient's head. However, there are other possible causes, as listed below.
Though SEHS is widely accepted by experts as a fatal disease, they'd be wrong because it's a condition, however briefly. In some certain individuals (also known as godless Communists or X-Men), once the brain ceases all thought, the head reforms with startling regularity.
Contents [hide]
1 Medical Condition
2 Medical Origin
3 Sudden Unexploded Head Syndrome
4 SEHS Today
5 SEHS Trivia
5.1 Fun Facts of SEHS!
5.2 Other Causes Of SEHS!
5.3 Fun Ways to Cause SEHS!
5.4 Famous Sufferers of SEHS!
6 False Rumours
7 See also
8 External links
[edit]
Medical Condition
A late, lamented sufferer of SEHS(photograph was taken with a long range ...uh, camera specially modified for capturing incidents of SEHS).SEHS is not a genetic disease, but can be a result of interaction with Your Mom. There is no cure, save to rip your head open and expose it to the vacuum of space, which really kind of defeats the point. Like with Decapitation Disease and Chicken Pox, it is however very rare for a person to experience SEHS more than once in a lifetime, and the lack of a head generally prevents memory of the experience from persisting.
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Medical Origin
The affliction of SEHS began when the famous author, H. G. Wells, wrote a book called The Time Machine. Upon reading the novel, people were prompted to ask the question: "If I went back in time and changed the future, wouldn't it mean that in that future I wouldn't have wanted to go back in time and change the future, which would mean that I never went back in the first place, which would mean that I would have wanted to go back into the future, which would mean that I didn't but...", and so on. Because human beings in this part of history had no defense (and some still don’t) against infinite time loops the human brain would overload and burst, ruining everyone's nice Victorian clothing.
The Time Machine was banned for, well, a time before resurfacing in the 1980s under the name of The Terminator, causing massive cranial explosions in all of the major cities in North America. Many of the finest and most intelligent minds of our century were wiped out by this debilitating condition. This helped cause the New York Blackouts, American Idol, Big Brother and inspired most of the special effects in Dawn of the Dead.
This disease was also observed in the 1994 Moscow Candidate Masters' Chess Championships, in which one chess player, Nikolai Titov, concentrated so hard that his head literally exploded in the middle of a game, splattering all over his opponent, Yuri Shergar. However, reports claim that the following day, a somewhat shell-shocked Titov was sighted, complete with a new head: Shergar's.
[edit]
Sudden Unexploded Head Syndrome
In many cases the brain does not produce sufficient thoughts to set off the reaction. This condition is known as Sudden Unexploded Head Syndrome (SUHS). It is considered less dangerous than SEHS, but can cause delusional states, erratic behaviour, and an inability to answer questions without help from a speaker in your back. Like SEHS, SUHS is remarkably common in the Presidents of the United States of America, most notably Richard ****s-Up, Ronald Ray-gun and George W. Bush. It is the primary objective of the Presidential Security Team to keep the President away from naked flames difficult/intelligent questions and other sources of thought-process ignition.
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SEHS Today
Because of the rarity of the disease, it is often misdiagnosed such as in the cases of John F. Kennedy and Abraham Lincoln. Both actually died after an attack of the syndrome, which was attracted by a sudden overload of awesomeness. The guy with the gun was just a coincidence.
SEHS can happen anywhere; even in this family-oriented fast food restaurant. Better get some extra napkins![edit]
SEHS Trivia
[edit]
Fun Facts of SEHS!
"Poom!"Sudden Exploding Head Syndrome backwards is emordnyS daeH gnidolpxE nedduS.
Huffing white kittens may increase the risk of SEHS. The Surgeon general recommends that you just stick to the orange ones, as these have been shown to reduce the risk significantly, or at least **** you up so good you won't care.
Drinking kitten lemonade is also theorized to be a cause of SEHS when consumed by creatures that are not kittens.
Knowing the fact that Sudden Exploding Head Syndrome exists makes your head suddenly explode. Now that is irony.
Knowing that the last sentence is ironic also makes your head explode. Now that is irony.
The wearing of religious headgear by muslim women does not prevent SEHS. It just makes it sploot outwards
Sudden Exploding Head Syndrome can occur in animals as well. (see below-right)
Kurt Cobain did not kill himself, nor did that succubus Courtney Love kill him. Kurt actually recieved SEHS from an STD that he got from Love.
[edit]
Other Causes Of SEHS!
Trying to explain the popularity of Big Brother
Listening to George Bush for too long
Playing Runescape for 15 hours straight
Filling out bureaucratic forms
A sudden overload of awesomeness
A sudden overload of stupidity
When women tell men, "You should know why I'm angry; I shouldn't have to tell you!"
Attempting to get a VISA from the Chinese or American embassy
Extreme sarcasm
Navigating voice response menus when calling for service.
Big Bosses *****
Bacteria in the cytoplasm that builds up when such words are spoken: onomatopoeia, msn messenger and quotes of the likes of "George Bush is hip".
Repeating yourself Repeating yourself Repeating yourself Repeating yourself Repeating yourself...
Religious Fundamentalism
Engaging in an excessive number of instant messenger conversations simultaneously
Stoically trying to convince yourself your head will not explode to get over the fear of your head exploding.
Listening to someone speak in binary.
Vogon Poetry. SEHS is the easiest way out for the soul, sometimes.
Oprah
Trying to explain the reasoning behind scientology
Listening to someone try to explain the reasoning behind scientology
Waiting in line at the DMV, only to find out you've missed a form.
Not being Chuck Norris when Chuck Norris is angry with you.
Reading this whole f'ing list!!!
Repeating yourself Repeating yourself Repeating yourself Repeating yourself
[edit]
Fun Ways to Cause SEHS!
Make the victim watch a Hello Kitty Marathon
01010011 01110000 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001
AAAA AAA AAAAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAA!
Read this sentence.
5p34|< 1/V 1337
Calculate the value of 0^0. (if 1^0=1 and x^0=1, then 0^0=1. However, since 3^0=3/3=1 and x^0=x/x=1. then 0^0=0/0=impossible, yet any number^0=1....SPLODE)
Trying to explain to someone that 0 isn't a number, even when they have crappy mathmatics to back them up. 0 is a number representing NO number... get it?
Explain to a 5-year old how humans are born.
Build a big enough telescope to see to the other side of the universe to see the back of your head; only to notice that the back of your head is really a square shaped pizza pie.
17 Jessica Albas in a room but you later but they don't want to have sex with you - ever.
Go to a Labour Party Conference in Britain.
SEEING MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!!! "AAAAUUUUGGGH *POOM*!" -writer
Use the following fuzzy logic equation, beginning with a simple Hypothetical question:
Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?
We'll never know, will we? Maybe they get caterpillars first. And then cocoons. But then they'll know they're going to be nervous and then they will be nervous because they know they're going to be nervous about SOMETHING in the near future, just that they don't know what that something is.Since they're experiencing caterpillars / cocoons in their stomach already, it means that they will be nervous, therefore they might as well get nervous already. However, that means as soon as they feel pre-nervous they will feel nervous, therefore maybe they do experience them, but only for a split second. Come to think of it, what's 0^0? 10^0 = 1 and 100^0 = 1 and 1^0 = 1. Therefore x^0 = x/x = 1. Therefore 0^0 is impossible because 0/0 = undefined, yet any other number^0 = 1. Maybe 0 isn't a number. It can't be a number because it represents nothing. But then given that 6 x 9 = 42 if base=13, that must mean that 6x9 is the ultimate question. But we all know that under normal circumstances, 6x9 should equal 54. I wonder what 6x9 (base 13) ^ 0 is. Maybe we'll take it to be "polynomial", a polynomial equalling the polynomial "the answer (to life, the universe and everything" which equals TEH answer. Therefore, given that teh answer to life, the universe and everything is 42, 0^0 must equal 42. But it doesn't. It equals "undefined". Hey, let's make that a polynomial equalling the polynomial "polynomial". . . "AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGH *POOM*!" - writer
[edit]
Famous Sufferers of SEHS!
Most people who have come in contact with Geraldo Rivera
Abraham Lincoln
John F. Kennedy
George Reeves
Kurt Cobain
Hunter S. Thompson
Adolf Hitler
Billy Mays
HG Wells
The Bride of Frankenstein
Woody Allen
Albert Einstein's friend, Jim Nearpodil
Nostradamus
Chilean President Allende
James Woods
JM Balmaceda
Jesus
Not Chuck Norris
[edit]
False Rumours
Sudden Exploding Head Syndrome is NOT a euphemism for cot death. After all, wth is cot death?
Sudden Exploding Head Syndrome is NOT the reason why we cannot find Weapons Of Mass Destruction... it's the after-effect.
Sudden Exploding Head Syndrome is NOT a disease given to evil dictators on death row (that's Saddamly Extended Neck Syndrome,).
Only your head can explode for no real reason. Sudden Exploding **** Syndrome is a fictional disease made up by the creators of Scary Movie. It is NOT a threat in our current world. (I hope)
Sudden Exploding Head Syndrome is NOT fatal. The body can live for seven more generations without a head. Usually. Unless blood comes out, too.
If you pass Sudden Exploding Head Syndrome onto a hydra, NO more heads SHOULD grow back on. They all blow up simultaneously, like some horrific fireworks display.
SEHS
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
SEHS (Sudden Exploded Head Syndrome), also known in the pseudo-scientific community as Hyper-Cerebral Electrosis, or HCE, is a condition believed to be caused by overloading the brain with the body's own electricity through intense thinking and concentration, resulting in the spontaneous combustion or volatile explosion of the patient's head. However, there are other possible causes, as listed below.
Though SEHS is widely accepted by experts as a fatal disease, they'd be wrong because it's a condition, however briefly. In some certain individuals (also known as godless Communists or X-Men), once the brain ceases all thought, the head reforms with startling regularity.
Contents [hide]
1 Medical Condition
2 Medical Origin
3 Sudden Unexploded Head Syndrome
4 SEHS Today
5 SEHS Trivia
5.1 Fun Facts of SEHS!
5.2 Other Causes Of SEHS!
5.3 Fun Ways to Cause SEHS!
5.4 Famous Sufferers of SEHS!
6 False Rumours
7 See also
8 External links
[edit]
Medical Condition
A late, lamented sufferer of SEHS(photograph was taken with a long range ...uh, camera specially modified for capturing incidents of SEHS).SEHS is not a genetic disease, but can be a result of interaction with Your Mom. There is no cure, save to rip your head open and expose it to the vacuum of space, which really kind of defeats the point. Like with Decapitation Disease and Chicken Pox, it is however very rare for a person to experience SEHS more than once in a lifetime, and the lack of a head generally prevents memory of the experience from persisting.
[edit]
Medical Origin
The affliction of SEHS began when the famous author, H. G. Wells, wrote a book called The Time Machine. Upon reading the novel, people were prompted to ask the question: "If I went back in time and changed the future, wouldn't it mean that in that future I wouldn't have wanted to go back in time and change the future, which would mean that I never went back in the first place, which would mean that I would have wanted to go back into the future, which would mean that I didn't but...", and so on. Because human beings in this part of history had no defense (and some still don’t) against infinite time loops the human brain would overload and burst, ruining everyone's nice Victorian clothing.
The Time Machine was banned for, well, a time before resurfacing in the 1980s under the name of The Terminator, causing massive cranial explosions in all of the major cities in North America. Many of the finest and most intelligent minds of our century were wiped out by this debilitating condition. This helped cause the New York Blackouts, American Idol, Big Brother and inspired most of the special effects in Dawn of the Dead.
This disease was also observed in the 1994 Moscow Candidate Masters' Chess Championships, in which one chess player, Nikolai Titov, concentrated so hard that his head literally exploded in the middle of a game, splattering all over his opponent, Yuri Shergar. However, reports claim that the following day, a somewhat shell-shocked Titov was sighted, complete with a new head: Shergar's.
[edit]
Sudden Unexploded Head Syndrome
In many cases the brain does not produce sufficient thoughts to set off the reaction. This condition is known as Sudden Unexploded Head Syndrome (SUHS). It is considered less dangerous than SEHS, but can cause delusional states, erratic behaviour, and an inability to answer questions without help from a speaker in your back. Like SEHS, SUHS is remarkably common in the Presidents of the United States of America, most notably Richard ****s-Up, Ronald Ray-gun and George W. Bush. It is the primary objective of the Presidential Security Team to keep the President away from naked flames difficult/intelligent questions and other sources of thought-process ignition.
[edit]
SEHS Today
Because of the rarity of the disease, it is often misdiagnosed such as in the cases of John F. Kennedy and Abraham Lincoln. Both actually died after an attack of the syndrome, which was attracted by a sudden overload of awesomeness. The guy with the gun was just a coincidence.
SEHS can happen anywhere; even in this family-oriented fast food restaurant. Better get some extra napkins![edit]
SEHS Trivia
[edit]
Fun Facts of SEHS!
"Poom!"Sudden Exploding Head Syndrome backwards is emordnyS daeH gnidolpxE nedduS.
Huffing white kittens may increase the risk of SEHS. The Surgeon general recommends that you just stick to the orange ones, as these have been shown to reduce the risk significantly, or at least **** you up so good you won't care.
Drinking kitten lemonade is also theorized to be a cause of SEHS when consumed by creatures that are not kittens.
Knowing the fact that Sudden Exploding Head Syndrome exists makes your head suddenly explode. Now that is irony.
Knowing that the last sentence is ironic also makes your head explode. Now that is irony.
The wearing of religious headgear by muslim women does not prevent SEHS. It just makes it sploot outwards
Sudden Exploding Head Syndrome can occur in animals as well. (see below-right)
Kurt Cobain did not kill himself, nor did that succubus Courtney Love kill him. Kurt actually recieved SEHS from an STD that he got from Love.
[edit]
Other Causes Of SEHS!
Trying to explain the popularity of Big Brother
Listening to George Bush for too long
Playing Runescape for 15 hours straight
Filling out bureaucratic forms
A sudden overload of awesomeness
A sudden overload of stupidity
When women tell men, "You should know why I'm angry; I shouldn't have to tell you!"
Attempting to get a VISA from the Chinese or American embassy
Extreme sarcasm
Navigating voice response menus when calling for service.
Big Bosses *****
Bacteria in the cytoplasm that builds up when such words are spoken: onomatopoeia, msn messenger and quotes of the likes of "George Bush is hip".
Repeating yourself Repeating yourself Repeating yourself Repeating yourself Repeating yourself...
Religious Fundamentalism
Engaging in an excessive number of instant messenger conversations simultaneously
Stoically trying to convince yourself your head will not explode to get over the fear of your head exploding.
Listening to someone speak in binary.
Vogon Poetry. SEHS is the easiest way out for the soul, sometimes.
Oprah
Trying to explain the reasoning behind scientology
Listening to someone try to explain the reasoning behind scientology
Waiting in line at the DMV, only to find out you've missed a form.
Not being Chuck Norris when Chuck Norris is angry with you.
Reading this whole f'ing list!!!
Repeating yourself Repeating yourself Repeating yourself Repeating yourself
[edit]
Fun Ways to Cause SEHS!
Make the victim watch a Hello Kitty Marathon
01010011 01110000 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001
AAAA AAA AAAAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAA!
Read this sentence.
5p34|< 1/V 1337
Calculate the value of 0^0. (if 1^0=1 and x^0=1, then 0^0=1. However, since 3^0=3/3=1 and x^0=x/x=1. then 0^0=0/0=impossible, yet any number^0=1....SPLODE)
Trying to explain to someone that 0 isn't a number, even when they have crappy mathmatics to back them up. 0 is a number representing NO number... get it?
Explain to a 5-year old how humans are born.
Build a big enough telescope to see to the other side of the universe to see the back of your head; only to notice that the back of your head is really a square shaped pizza pie.
17 Jessica Albas in a room but you later but they don't want to have sex with you - ever.
Go to a Labour Party Conference in Britain.
SEEING MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!!! "AAAAUUUUGGGH *POOM*!" -writer
Use the following fuzzy logic equation, beginning with a simple Hypothetical question:
Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?
We'll never know, will we? Maybe they get caterpillars first. And then cocoons. But then they'll know they're going to be nervous and then they will be nervous because they know they're going to be nervous about SOMETHING in the near future, just that they don't know what that something is.Since they're experiencing caterpillars / cocoons in their stomach already, it means that they will be nervous, therefore they might as well get nervous already. However, that means as soon as they feel pre-nervous they will feel nervous, therefore maybe they do experience them, but only for a split second. Come to think of it, what's 0^0? 10^0 = 1 and 100^0 = 1 and 1^0 = 1. Therefore x^0 = x/x = 1. Therefore 0^0 is impossible because 0/0 = undefined, yet any other number^0 = 1. Maybe 0 isn't a number. It can't be a number because it represents nothing. But then given that 6 x 9 = 42 if base=13, that must mean that 6x9 is the ultimate question. But we all know that under normal circumstances, 6x9 should equal 54. I wonder what 6x9 (base 13) ^ 0 is. Maybe we'll take it to be "polynomial", a polynomial equalling the polynomial "the answer (to life, the universe and everything" which equals TEH answer. Therefore, given that teh answer to life, the universe and everything is 42, 0^0 must equal 42. But it doesn't. It equals "undefined". Hey, let's make that a polynomial equalling the polynomial "polynomial". . . "AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGH *POOM*!" - writer
[edit]
Famous Sufferers of SEHS!
Most people who have come in contact with Geraldo Rivera
Abraham Lincoln
John F. Kennedy
George Reeves
Kurt Cobain
Hunter S. Thompson
Adolf Hitler
Billy Mays
HG Wells
The Bride of Frankenstein
Woody Allen
Albert Einstein's friend, Jim Nearpodil
Nostradamus
Chilean President Allende
James Woods
JM Balmaceda
Jesus
Not Chuck Norris
[edit]
False Rumours
Sudden Exploding Head Syndrome is NOT a euphemism for cot death. After all, wth is cot death?
Sudden Exploding Head Syndrome is NOT the reason why we cannot find Weapons Of Mass Destruction... it's the after-effect.
Sudden Exploding Head Syndrome is NOT a disease given to evil dictators on death row (that's Saddamly Extended Neck Syndrome,).
Only your head can explode for no real reason. Sudden Exploding **** Syndrome is a fictional disease made up by the creators of Scary Movie. It is NOT a threat in our current world. (I hope)
Sudden Exploding Head Syndrome is NOT fatal. The body can live for seven more generations without a head. Usually. Unless blood comes out, too.
If you pass Sudden Exploding Head Syndrome onto a hydra, NO more heads SHOULD grow back on. They all blow up simultaneously, like some horrific fireworks display.