Sakurai says: "UPDATES!"

[Pyroloserkid]

We've had "Sakurai Says" and the "White background. DOCTOR MARIO RETURNING" thread, where users can post some of the worst quotes that could come out of Sakurai's mouth, or some of the wackiest and dumbest character confirmations.
Now it's time to post what you think could be the worst, dumbest, most useless, etc. update ever.
Whatever your little hearts desire =] .

Todays Update: Game Modes: HOW TO PAUSE

 

[Takeshi245]

Today's update: Notices: We were suppose to make the game actually playable?

 

[GaryCXJk]

How do I insert game?

This update then shows up on every page, for the rest of the site's lifespan.

 

[PitIcarus]

An item update for some item that does nothing but makes smoke, which isn't very beneficial for anyone.

 

[Pyroloserkid]

Today's update: Notices: We were suppose to make the game actually playable?

LOL!

Today's Update: How To Play - SIT BACK AND WATCH. THIS GAME IS JUST A NEVER ENDING MOVIE.

 

[Pyroloserkid]

An item update for some item that does nothing but makes smoke, which isn't very beneficial for anyone.

Yeh really eh?
How are you supposed to use that to benefit yourself?

 

[Micahc]

Is it just me, or is this thread just a knock off of the original; "Sakurai Says" thread?

 

[Pyroloserkid]

It IS a knock off.

The title, my original post..
Everything.
Does it even matter?


Todays Update: Game Modes - Stock Mode has been replaced by a racing minigame. The only playable character for this game is Wario.

 

[SubparSmashBrother]

Notice: Game cancelled!
Character: Waluigi
Item -> Assist Trophy: Metaknight
How to Play: Taunting
Music: Linkin Park Medley

 

[Pyroloserkid]

Notice: Game cancelled!
Character: Waluigi
Item -> Assist Trophy: Metaknight
How to Play: Taunting
Music: Linkin Park Medley

Wow, 5 stocked.
You owned Smash Bros right there.

Not a LP fan I'm guessing?
I liked LP until their new album, it was too soft. And it came out right at the time where I transitioned from rock to Death Metal =P .

WARNING: CHARACTER APPROACHING!
Master Hand...NO WAIT. GOOMBA HAS DEFEATED MASTER HAND AND HAS TAKEN HIS PLACE IN THE GAME!

 

[nuro]

Theres is already a place for this. Its called GameFaqs.com

Seriously we dont need multiple rantless threads on these boards

 

[Hong]

The update would obviously contain too much enthusiasm, lies and no concern for advanced game.

Like this;

How to Roll

How does one Roll?

[Insert picture]
It's simple! Hold L or R to shield.

[Another picture]
Tap left or right and...

[Another redundant picture]
Wow! Did you see that? It's amazing! The roll is truly a revolutionary ability that takes skill and strategy to master. You'll truly be invincible!

And of course you get grabbed/down smashed. >.>

 

[Pyroloserkid]

The update would obviously contain too much enthusiasm, lies and no concern for advanced game.

And of course you get grabbed/down smashed. >.>

LOL that was genius.

Update: How To Play - Items can't be turned off.

Edit: w00t I'm a smash apprentice.

 

[Chidosengan]

WARNING: CHARACTER APPROACHING!
Sheik - The tumor of death returns!

<_<
>_>

Oh oh....

 

[Pyroloserkid]

It's true, pro Shiek users **** all.
That was a great pic too.

 

[GaryCXJk]

Notice: HAHA FOOLED YOU!

Remember these assist trophy updates? Like Samurai Goro, and Dr. Wright? Points out I was lying about them!

I mean, come on, did you really believe that Dr. Wright, a character based on Will Wright, would be put in the game? Don't you know what legal issues we would have with this game? And Samurai Goro, that name isn't even SPELLED right! I mean, how the hell could you all be so dense not to see the subtle hints I put in there.

[Picture of Samurai Goroh and Dr. Wright and a cross trough them]
Did I really fool you!

Instead, all the assist trophies will summon Nintendogs. Oh, and maybe Knuckle Joe.

[Picture of a Nintendog]
Nintendogs! Yeah!

 

[iankobe]

Any kind of item thats even worse than a freakin' smoke ball.


-_-

 

[MzNetta]

How to:

Wavedash!

[Insert stationary Samus pic]
First, you jump...

[Samus slightly off the ground]
Then you do a midair dodge toward the ground at an angle!

[samus slightly to the left of where she was in the first pic]
This must be done very quickly!



Its unfortunate that this technique did not make it into brawl...
[pic of sakurai laughing maniacally]

 

[Pyroloserkid]

Agreed with the WAVEDASH update.
I can wavedash and destroy my scrub friends with it by shining them to bits with Falco, but I wouldn't mind if wavedashing wasn't in brawl.
I don't know why, I just REALLY wouldn't mind. Wavedashing to me means as much as the dirt on my shoe. If wavedashing was out, we'd all find a new tech to exploit. =]

 

[Kirby King]

Why don't you guys take this to Forum Games?