Sakurai Goes Insane! Rate the Insanity Story!

[TheWhiteBowser]

For every great man, there is a great fall. Sakurai is no exception. What if Sakurai went insane or possibly terrorist-like, or homicidal due to overworking himself because of our stupid little wants that we can't shut up about? How would it go? What would happen? How would it happen?

In this thread I want people to post their own fanmade stories of what would happen if Sakurai went homicidally insane due to working too hard on the Smash Bros. project. Comedy and Horror are encouraged to mix well in this thread people. I expect no less from your creative minds. and please rate each story as a score 1 out of 10 to encourage competition. This is going to be fun!

Now Let's Play!

 

[Vintage Creep]

Look at what you're doing to us Sakurai.

LOOK, GODDAMN IT, LOOK.

 

[APC99]

So, after hearing too many Halo fan character requests, Sakurai masqueraded as Master Chief and hunted down all the stupid people on Miiverse with an MK-47 and some Febreze to hide the smell of rotting idiocy.

The End.

Miiverse Rating:
1/10 Would not bang

 

[D-idara]

After being reminded of how lazy of a game director and how lousy at advertisement he is, Sakurai finally went crazy and went all-competitive on Smash, removing the actual characters from the game and focusing only on balance on a game that's supposed to be about fanservice.

 

[TheWhiteBowser]

After being reminded of how lazy of a game director and how lousy at advertisement he is, Sakurai finally went crazy and went all-competitive on Smash, removing the actual characters from the game and focusing only on balance on a game that's supposed to be about fanservice.

That's not scary. Here let me show you how its done.

It was announced that SSB4 was to come out in 2 months. Sakurai had gained 250 pounds since the project began date due to stress put on him by the fanbase. Then finally Sakurai decides to read some Miiverse comments, which then cause him to go homicidally insane.
On the day of the release of the new game Sakurai hijacks a Japanese fighter plane and targets to destroy every single Best Buy and GameStop in a fit of uncontrollable bullet and missile fire. He laughs like Waluigi as tons of stores burn to the ground under his insanity. When his plane is finally shot down he intentionally crashes the plane into an Amazon.com warehouse. Then finally screams BEHOLD MY FINAL SMASH!!!!!