ryuu seika
Smash Master
The other day I was down at my local supermarket and, after asking a member of staff and being led all round the baked goods section, I discovered that they don't do a barrel roll. What is up with those people? Anyway, I went home a little discontented and, not owning a working bread maker, decided to make another consumable based off of a stupid internet meme instead. Thus my Falcon Punch recipe was born!
This recipe requires:
4 sachets of Kool Aid
-1 Tropical Punch (or Sharkleberry Fin if you can get it)
-1 Ice Blue Raspberry Lemonade (or Blue Raspberry mixed with Lemonade* if you can't)
-1 Berry Blue
-1 Lemonade*
1 Tablespoon of Cinnamon
2 Lids Full of Red Food Colouring (essential)
1 Ton of Granulated Sugar (not literally)
1 Heck of a Lot of Water
*Do not use Ice Cool Lemonade, Falcon's Punches should be HOT!
Method:
1-Pour all the Kool Aid into a cup or small container.
2-Add the Cinnamon and Food Colouring and mix to a paste. Add water to get the Food Colouring off the sides if necessary.
3-Transfer half of this sludge into a 2 quarts (not sure on conversions) container and chuck in 1 and a bit cups of Granulated Sugar.
4-Add water, preferably warm, to fill the container and stir well.
5-If needed, dilute further after a glass or two.
Optional Extras:
Try filling a glass 1cm of the way up with Summer Fruits Squash, topping up to two 3rds with Falcon Punch and diluting the rest of the way with water.
Or, for those that prefer Falcon's Kick, why not add chili sauce to make him/it even hotter?
This recipe requires:
4 sachets of Kool Aid
-1 Tropical Punch (or Sharkleberry Fin if you can get it)
-1 Ice Blue Raspberry Lemonade (or Blue Raspberry mixed with Lemonade* if you can't)
-1 Berry Blue
-1 Lemonade*
1 Tablespoon of Cinnamon
2 Lids Full of Red Food Colouring (essential)
1 Ton of Granulated Sugar (not literally)
1 Heck of a Lot of Water
*Do not use Ice Cool Lemonade, Falcon's Punches should be HOT!
Method:
1-Pour all the Kool Aid into a cup or small container.
2-Add the Cinnamon and Food Colouring and mix to a paste. Add water to get the Food Colouring off the sides if necessary.
3-Transfer half of this sludge into a 2 quarts (not sure on conversions) container and chuck in 1 and a bit cups of Granulated Sugar.
4-Add water, preferably warm, to fill the container and stir well.
5-If needed, dilute further after a glass or two.
Optional Extras:
Try filling a glass 1cm of the way up with Summer Fruits Squash, topping up to two 3rds with Falcon Punch and diluting the rest of the way with water.
Or, for those that prefer Falcon's Kick, why not add chili sauce to make him/it even hotter?
