Running the Lon Lon Ranch: Malon for SSB4

[Zigzagar]

Malon is a recurring character in the Zelda series, first introduced in Ocarina of Time. In the majority of games she has appeared in, she is the daughter of the rancher Talon, who owns Lon Lon Ranch.

Reasons:

• Long Time Recurring
• More Females
• Gigantic Moveset Potential
• Wears a Bowser Medallion (We have Bowser playable so why not)
• Some fans have interpreted a romantic relationship between Link and Malon so it would be nice to see that in action. (Like Megaman and Sonic)
• Fairly popular

Moveset:

Zigzagar's Moveset:
B - Milk Throw (Throws a bottle of milk at the opponent)
Side B - Milk Cart (Slides a cart of milk at the oppenent, it breaks when hitting a wall getting you the wheels)
Up B - Milk Shake (Turns the blender on upside down creating a milkshake tornado
Down B - Milk Hose (A pipe comes out of the ground and sprays the opponent with milk like the F.L.U.D.D.)
Final Smash - Milk Flood (A big bucket of milk tips over and starts flooding the stage with milk)

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[Opossum]

Reasons:

• Long Time Recurring
• More Females
• Gigantic Moveset Potential
• Wears a Bowser Medallion (We have Bowser playable so why not)
• Some fans have interpreted a romantic relationship between Link and Malon so it would be nice to see that in action. (Like Megaman and Sonic)

Moveset:


Zigzagar's Moveset:
B - Milk Throw (Throws a bottle of milk at the opponent)
Side B - Milk Cart (Slides a cart of milk at the oppenent, it breaks when hitting a wall getting you the wheels)
Up B - Milk Shake (Turns the blender on upside down creating a milkshake tornado
Down B - Milk Hose (A pipe comes out of the ground and sprays the opponent with milk like the F.L.U.D.D.)
Final Smash - Milk Flood (A big bucket of milk tips over and starts flooding the stage with milk)

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As far as countering the "Reasons:"

"Long-time recurring?" She only appears in four of the games.
"More females" is very shallow reasoning that doesn't matter in the slightest.
You claim that she has gigantic moveset potential, and then you show only a Special set that mainly involves...throwing milk at people in different ways.
The fourth one doesn't even make sense.
And since when have Mega Man and Sonic been romantically involved?

 

[Groose]

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This would be so hilarious that I have to support it.​

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Pretty much what Opossum said.

 

[Groose]

As far as countering the "Reasons:"

"Long-time recurring?" She only appears in four of the games.
FOUR GAMES. That's more than the majority of candidates we're talking about now. Tetra? Two games. Ghirahim? One game. Vaati? Three games. Malon wins.
"More females" is very shallow reasoning that doesn't matter in the slightest.
I disagree. Nintendo will be sued over sexism/discrimination and proceed to go bankrupt if they don't add more females. Sakurai told me so.
You claim that she has gigantic moveset potential, and then you show only a Special set that mainly involves...throwing milk at people in different ways.
And you tell me that isn't potential?!? The TC didn't even mention the chocolate milk! That's where things get interesting.
And since when have Mega Man and Sonic been romantically involved?
TAKE THAT!

 

[Opossum]

Take that!

I...have been enlightened, Groose.

 

[Kapus]

Would be cool to see her as a trophy.

 

[Tetra's Tracker]

• Wears a Bowser Medallion (We have Bowser playable so why not)
• Some fans have interpreted a romantic relationship between Link and Malon so it would be nice to see that in action. (Like Megaman and Sonic)

• I not sure if it's supposed to be, but this part of the post is hilarious!

 

[Mario & Sonic Guy]

At best, Malon might get a minor cameo, but nothing else would work for her.

 

[FalKoopa]

Was this meant to be a joke thread?

Anyways, Groose's post is win.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Joke thread or not, this thread is funny. (and bizarre)

Malon and Talon for duo character.