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The following was a post by a troll on... another site and my response. Enjoy!
This was the troll's post (I've actually added him as a friend now
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did u herd?
c falk an ganordurf have found themselves togerther in closet then they leve BOTH R GAY u think im wrong look at the dtilts and u will c that they seem 2 kiss if u dtilt 2 eachurth and then therefore both r gay but r clones does that mastrubateing?
My Response/Manifesto on Trolling:
Trolling: A craft that has degenerated into ignorance and laziness -_-
Trolling is a fine art, meant to be crafted with time, patience, and love. A good troll must use their comedy to point out the absurd in the inner workings of a website. To merely lick us with the lascivious tongue of crass sexual depravity and constipatedly exert from one's nether regions the plain jokes of ill-weathered bowel movements and prolonged releases of gas is ...beneath the craft.
What I propose now is nothing less and nothing more than a revolutionary leap forward into the gilded past of trolling history. With a touch of simplicity here, yet an addition of refinement there, trolling was the wrecker of "responsible" Admins and moderators trying to hold the website to their grand vision of what can only sensibly be described as a crypto-fascistic "virtual order." At the same time, the well-cultivated troll was a symbol of hope for the weather-worn "ordinary" users who had been told to follow the codes and regulations of a website as if they where the adolescent audience of condescending sock-puppets or the Latina saucy-nanny listening to her white cracker boss tell her of all people how to run a household as he undresses her slowly and painfully with his eyes.
The true Troll, the elevated individual who has earned a title to shame the viscounts of dukes of yore, that most quintessential of Shakespearean insulters in our modern times, that crass youth and pissed old fogey crafted into one, that Wh*re of Babylon who cometh to wreck that normalcy which we call a forum, that apostle who delivers the message of his comedic saviors, that homeless tramp who is richer than the greatest of Ottoman Sultans, He who dares to stare into the face of power and recalls that old Carpenterial line "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick a$$...and I am all out of bubblegum", that, my good sir, is a person whom we shall acknowledge to have earned his title, that most glorious of all the titles on the internet; that title which we dare lovingly call... a troll.
Until you, who dares to come to this sacred ground of Falconish knowledge and wisdom, calling himself "*****", shunning the name of your birth and under the full privilege and safety that anonymity affords you, dare play thespian with the title that calls itself troll, learn to live up to this title of which I have proscribed, we who have been forced to read this small, trivial, paltry attempt at the greatness that is trolldom shall have to kindly yet firmly say this:
Good day to you sir, and may you be more privy to your actions in the future!
TL;DR: Trolling should be witty and shouldn't disrupt the normal flow of the website
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The following was a post by a troll on... another site and my response. Enjoy!
This was the troll's post (I've actually added him as a friend now
did u herd?
c falk an ganordurf have found themselves togerther in closet then they leve BOTH R GAY u think im wrong look at the dtilts and u will c that they seem 2 kiss if u dtilt 2 eachurth and then therefore both r gay but r clones does that mastrubateing?
My Response/Manifesto on Trolling:
Trolling: A craft that has degenerated into ignorance and laziness -_-
Trolling is a fine art, meant to be crafted with time, patience, and love. A good troll must use their comedy to point out the absurd in the inner workings of a website. To merely lick us with the lascivious tongue of crass sexual depravity and constipatedly exert from one's nether regions the plain jokes of ill-weathered bowel movements and prolonged releases of gas is ...beneath the craft.
What I propose now is nothing less and nothing more than a revolutionary leap forward into the gilded past of trolling history. With a touch of simplicity here, yet an addition of refinement there, trolling was the wrecker of "responsible" Admins and moderators trying to hold the website to their grand vision of what can only sensibly be described as a crypto-fascistic "virtual order." At the same time, the well-cultivated troll was a symbol of hope for the weather-worn "ordinary" users who had been told to follow the codes and regulations of a website as if they where the adolescent audience of condescending sock-puppets or the Latina saucy-nanny listening to her white cracker boss tell her of all people how to run a household as he undresses her slowly and painfully with his eyes.
The true Troll, the elevated individual who has earned a title to shame the viscounts of dukes of yore, that most quintessential of Shakespearean insulters in our modern times, that crass youth and pissed old fogey crafted into one, that Wh*re of Babylon who cometh to wreck that normalcy which we call a forum, that apostle who delivers the message of his comedic saviors, that homeless tramp who is richer than the greatest of Ottoman Sultans, He who dares to stare into the face of power and recalls that old Carpenterial line "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick a$$...and I am all out of bubblegum", that, my good sir, is a person whom we shall acknowledge to have earned his title, that most glorious of all the titles on the internet; that title which we dare lovingly call... a troll.
Until you, who dares to come to this sacred ground of Falconish knowledge and wisdom, calling himself "*****", shunning the name of your birth and under the full privilege and safety that anonymity affords you, dare play thespian with the title that calls itself troll, learn to live up to this title of which I have proscribed, we who have been forced to read this small, trivial, paltry attempt at the greatness that is trolldom shall have to kindly yet firmly say this:
Good day to you sir, and may you be more privy to your actions in the future!
TL;DR: Trolling should be witty and shouldn't disrupt the normal flow of the website
