FirestormNeos
Smash Lord
In the 20th century, American government scientists conducted secret unethical experiments, exposing various animals to nuclear radiation. Most of the experiment subjects die because-- well duh, it's nuclear radiation; what'd you think was gonna happen? However, in doing so, they accidentally granted a baby crocodile super strength, super intelligence, and a love for bananas. The baby crocodile is adopted by the lead scientist, Derrick Rool, and named Karl Rool. Derrick takes Karl to Burger King and gives Karl a Burger King kid's crown as a gift.
As the years go by, crocodiles and alligators and other similar reptiles around the world begin to worship Karl for teaching them to speak human languages. After becoming fully-grown, the American government deploys Karl on Cold War Black Ops. Karl, with the help of his worshipers, winds up taking control of the Russian government, causing the Americans to win the Cold War in the early 90's by default. However, Karl's cult refuses to vacate the Kremlin, instead making it their permanent base of operations.
Derrick, enraged by Karl's continued association with the cult, attempts to kill the enhanced crocodile by poisoning it with a specially made chemical. The attempt fails, instead causing Karl to become allergic to bananas. Betrayed by his maker and ashamed of his new allergy, Karl lashes out and declares war on the scientists that made him. More animals join the cult, including giant insects and a giant beaver. Derrick tries to make the chemical lethal, but a lab accident turns Derrick into a Chimpanzee.
Karl leads his cult to take the fight to chimp!Derrick and his army of still-human scientists aboard Derrick's flying laboratory fortress; in a final confrontation between Karl and chimp!Derrick, chimp!Derrick slips on a banana peel and dies. The flying laboratory fortress crashes on a remote, seemingly-uninhabited island. The human scientists and the crocodile cult make peace; the human scientists call a plane uber to get them off the island, while Karl's worshipers-- now calling their cult "The Kremlings" after their old base of operations --claim the uninhabited island as their own. Karl Rool still has the Burger King kids' crown as a memento of a simpler time.
Post-credits scene where it's a flashback to the 1980's; Jumpman, sick of Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong Jr. being a nuisance , shoots them both out of a cannon, sending them all the way from Brooklyn to the same remote island which the Kremlings would claim a decade later. The two miraculously survive, but Donkey Kong Sr. breaks his back and thus needs a cane to walk.
As the years go by, crocodiles and alligators and other similar reptiles around the world begin to worship Karl for teaching them to speak human languages. After becoming fully-grown, the American government deploys Karl on Cold War Black Ops. Karl, with the help of his worshipers, winds up taking control of the Russian government, causing the Americans to win the Cold War in the early 90's by default. However, Karl's cult refuses to vacate the Kremlin, instead making it their permanent base of operations.
Derrick, enraged by Karl's continued association with the cult, attempts to kill the enhanced crocodile by poisoning it with a specially made chemical. The attempt fails, instead causing Karl to become allergic to bananas. Betrayed by his maker and ashamed of his new allergy, Karl lashes out and declares war on the scientists that made him. More animals join the cult, including giant insects and a giant beaver. Derrick tries to make the chemical lethal, but a lab accident turns Derrick into a Chimpanzee.
Karl leads his cult to take the fight to chimp!Derrick and his army of still-human scientists aboard Derrick's flying laboratory fortress; in a final confrontation between Karl and chimp!Derrick, chimp!Derrick slips on a banana peel and dies. The flying laboratory fortress crashes on a remote, seemingly-uninhabited island. The human scientists and the crocodile cult make peace; the human scientists call a plane uber to get them off the island, while Karl's worshipers-- now calling their cult "The Kremlings" after their old base of operations --claim the uninhabited island as their own. Karl Rool still has the Burger King kids' crown as a memento of a simpler time.
Post-credits scene where it's a flashback to the 1980's; Jumpman, sick of Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong Jr. being a nuisance , shoots them both out of a cannon, sending them all the way from Brooklyn to the same remote island which the Kremlings would claim a decade later. The two miraculously survive, but Donkey Kong Sr. breaks his back and thus needs a cane to walk.
